It's coming back!

[Deleted member 21838]

I always thought there was a good one off drama about a character like his. When there was quality one off dramas on television forty years plus ago. Maybe there has even been one? Essentially, about a former mainstream, somewhat small fry TV host, now selling pillows, women’s tights (as opposed to men’s), and ovens on a shopping television channel watched by thousands rather than millions. Lost in the good old days of decades gone by when he was on the front covers of Picture Post and The Radio Times. Now relying on seaside postcard humour that he still thinks will get the old ladies watching chortling away. Looking tired and old and wishing he didn’t. YOU MUST INSURE THIS GUSSET PROTECTOR…PUT IT ON YOUR HOUSEHOLD INSURANCE POLICY.

 

[galesgal57]

Peter has just said they are struggling to get items in stock,

Artisan pieces, Game of Thrones mugs! It's painful to watch, but I can't tear myself away just to see what crap he comes up with next.

 

[Latearrival]

Artisan pieces, Game of Thrones mugs! It's painful to watch, but I can't tear myself away just to see what crap he comes up with next.

Ditto

 

[Deleted member 21838]

They don’t need a studio. They just need a decorating table in a large field.

 

[galesgal57]

They don’t need a studio. They just need a decorating table in a large field.

What's with all the silent intermission?

 

[Latearrival]

I feel like I’ve entered narnia

 

[Deleted member 21838]

That sounds like a Peter Simon line…Or possible Aslan instead of Narnia.

 

[Latearrival]

What's with all the silent intermission?

Possibly bits of prerecorded carp they have stitched together Hoping we won’t notice the gape’s

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Not having seen him for a few weeks. He looks tired and he looks ill. I think somebody else mentioned they thought similar earlier on. You actually, in a sense, feel sorry for him having to put himself through such an indignity as this. But probably a fairly well paid one. He also seems to have forgotten what time of year it is. It appears that he thinks it's Christmas Eve and time to put plastic tat to melt around the hearth.

 

[galesgal57]

That sounds like a Peter Simon line…Or possible Aslan instead of Narnia.

Never heard such bs since he was on Bid, rambling on about Victoria and Albert.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Not having seen him for a few weeks. He looks tired and he looks ill. I think somebody else mentioned they thought similar earlier on. You actually, in a sense, feel sorry for him having to put himself through such an indignity as this. But probably a fairly well paid one. He also seems to have forgotten what time of year it is. It appears that he thinks it's Christmas Eve and time to put plastic tat to melt around the hearth.

It was me who said he looks ill, have a feeling it’s more to do with the cameras

 

[Deleted member 21838]

At least on the old Ideal World he got to sell things over £19.99 to spout his shyte over.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

It was me who said he looks ill, have a feeling it’s more to do with the cameras

I agree. He's making them ill.

Love the 1970s' Southern Television type silent intermissions as somebody else said. Have they run out of voice overs to put on instead? Now talking about Alan Balli..

 

[galesgal57]

What have the Shop Extra foursome been saying about Ideal World? I've missed this.

Shaun Ryan wished them well, but said he couldn't relocate to London, as he had to care for his elderly mother. He said he had been asked.

 

[galesgal57]

At least on the old Ideal World he got to sell things over £19.99 to spout his shyte over.

Looks like a piece of driftwood to me, not sculpted at all. Must get one for my Christmas Dinner table.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Hate to say this, but I’m hooked it’s total car crash, he hasn’t got of that blooming seat all morning

 

[Jazzydrury]

He keeps reading names out do these people exist

 

[Deleted member 21838]

I think a couple of kindly looking people should come over to him, pat him on the shoulders and lead him away.

That Santa flashing (ooh er..) reindeer unit is sheer unadulterated class. On loan from Peckham, from Del Boy’s flat.

 

[Latearrival]

Looks like a piece of driftwood to me, not sculpted at all. Must get one for my Christmas Dinner table.

EBay have it for £30 choice of 1 2 or 3 candles choose the 3 option and it’s £30

 

[Jazzydrury]

I in a way feel sorry for him