mr tom
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Oh please give the cat food a rest, it's been done to death!
:-( i missed the catfood
Oh please give the cat food a rest, it's been done to death!
Oh please give the cat food a rest, it's been done to death!
Just switched on to Gollum surrounded by pans and plates full of pancakes - and is that scrambled eggs? It looks like the world's naffest cookery show.
Lisa sounds very excited about Gold Snake Serum on Twitter. She also says 'not only do I have a teenager I have a 22 year old and yes I thank the snake serum'
I think she should give thanks to something else too :mysmilie_19:
OMG, I hope you are ALL taking notes on Mike's masterclass on how to use a knife How utterly patronising and quite hilarious as he obviously thinks he's Michel Roux. Am I the only one who hopes he just nicks his finger? Just one spot of blood, no damage to him, just to stop the absolute smug bollox he is talking here
He's now telling us what our kids do when we send them to bed. Apparently they get the pillow, they put it at the bottom of the door so we can't see the light and then they turn the telly back on, they turn it right down low and then they stay up for the rest of the evening watching the films and you wonder why they fall asleep in class.
Just do one Gollum you patronising tool, what an absolute jerk.
oh yes Wirral, and don't forget the fact that you'll be getting calls from the headmaster asking what's going on
he's really giving it large tonight
Sometimes he really is a tosser, somebody is seriously filling that guys head with magic.
People like that invariably set themselves up for an almighty fall, he's an absolute know it all. He's so dislikable it's unreal, there is nothing self deprecating about him whatsoever, he knows EVERYTHING.
I'd imagine he annoyed a lot of parents with that patronising and highly insulting lecture.
a dislikeable know it all, that's Mikey boy
he's such a bigheaded tosser it's a wonder he can get his head through the door
he seems particularly cocky tonight but you're right of course. he does know everything
I hope I'm there watching when he has his fall!
oooh now he's explaining what a memory stick is and what 'backing up' means
either I'm in a particularly grumpy mood tonight or he is being uber patronising
if you're of a sensitive disposition then you may want to avert your eyes because Mark Ryes has got his nodger out - just sayin!
On yes, he's patronising alright. Did you hear him say he has 1600 photos on his mobile phone. Really? What's the point of having all them on a tiny wristphone :mysmilie_14:
Keep up with your bull Mikey.
well I'll be honest with you Wirral (and this is just between you and me) I was quite disappointed with the size of his nodger, it was way smaller than I was expectingI don't like his Nodger, it doesn't look big enough to do the job properly :mysmilie_59:
He's so awkward isn't he? Poor Marina looks bored shatless.
well I'll be honest with you Wirral (and this is just between you and me) I was quite disappointed with the size of his nodger, it was way smaller than I was expecting
even when he demonstrated his nodger in action, in the words of Shania Twain, that don't impress me much!
talking of awkward, Debbie over on Bid seems a bit awkward tonight
maybe she'll relax into things once she starts to sell the fashion products