If Sally told me the day was Wednesday I would check the calender! Can't think why we don't trust her...
She's hideous, that's why.
And to think I used to like her, Mr Tom had her card marked a long time ago and he's quite right. She's every bit as ruthless as The Dirty Peter, The Gollum, Neil and even the slipperiest slimeball of them all, Schlock.