Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Can’t believe people done a HAHA Emoji what do you think I am

A saucy minx.

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Pedro may have to stop over somewhere half-way up the country - snow is a good excuse to give Bet.

He never drives without the boot overflowing with sherpa blankets, power banks, flasks, emu balm and worry angels.

 

[HughTwo]

He wants us to put one of those hideous "waft and weave" rugs in the kitchen. A tripping hazard if ever I saw one. Does he mean warp and weft?

He's obsessed with putting stuff in a "downstairs loo".

What goes on in his upstairs bog?

 

[galesgal57]

He's obsessed with putting stuff in a "downstairs loo".

What goes on in his upstairs bog?

Bondage?

 

[Muttley]

Bondage?

You have a powerful imagination. But you're probably right

 

[Jazzydrury]

You have a powerful imagination. But you're probably right

Not as bad as mine

 

[Jazzydrury]

The State of Pedros bladder, I wouldn’t like to know what goes on the rug

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He tries to manifest every so called elderly ailment and use every older age range product in the book(or so he thinks). Bunyans and carbuncles this evening. Large amounts of medications. ‘Procedures’…Bad knees, aching feet, iron jelloids, Phyllosan, Fuller’s Earth…Ovaltine…The People’s Friend…All used to endear himself to ‘the certain sort’ he sees as the mugs prepared to buy because of him, rather than despite him…

 

[Battiola73]

He tries to manifest every so called elderly ailment and use every older age range product in the book(or so he thinks). Bunyans and carbuncles this evening. Large amounts of medications. ‘Procedures’…Bad knees, aching feet, iron jelloids, Phyllosan, Fuller’s Earth…Ovaltine…The People’s Friend…All used to endear himself to ‘the certain sort’ he sees as the mugs prepared to buy because of him, rather than despite him…

Phyllosan fortifies the over forties. Old advert.

 

[Muttley]

Phyllosan fortifies the over forties. Old advert.

I need a bucket load of that

 

[SiRich]

He tries to manifest every so called elderly ailment and use every older age range product in the book(or so he thinks). Bunyans and carbuncles this evening. Large amounts of medications. ‘Procedures’…Bad knees, aching feet, iron jelloids, Phyllosan, Fuller’s Earth…Ovaltine…The People’s Friend…All used to endear himself to ‘the certain sort’ he sees as the mugs prepared to buy because of him, rather than despite him…

He has even managed to bring ailments into his handbag/watch pitches one of his new favourites 'most of us could ill afford' when describing some knock off copy crap (but he's not comparing)

The afford bit not necessarily being financial but his tiny little mind won't grasp that. One thing I do know...

I can ill afford to listen to that muppet, or any of his colleagues, for extended periods of time!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

snow as far south as Bristol

 

[cheeky chappie]

Why the constant shouting to "go to the freephone number.......get to that phone".

Is it because it looks like he's getting more sales?

When you stop to think about it (which I suspect many selly telly customers don't) the sales tactics would be more understandable if the channel was selling half decent products at genuinely good prices. Note when I say this, I'm not referring to the outright dodgy tactics that essentially shouldn't be used.

So if for example they were selling a well known vacuum cleaner for £120 and the closest price elsewhere was £140 upwards, you could forgive them for using such tactics even if, in reality, the product wasn't 'flying out!'

However they rarely sell decent products and most of their products can be found cheaper elsewhere, sometimes considerably so. This makes a mockery of using such sales tactics, however it won't stop them

As I say, luckily for selly telly, some do fall for the family friendship fun guff and all it entails.

 

[Muttley]

snow as far south as Bristol

We had a light dusting in London, but it didn't last long. Very cold though.

 

[LittleLily]

Welcome to the forum! We do go off on a tangent sometimes and its not always about selly telly but hope you enjoy the fun

Thank you so much!

 

[Jazzydrury]

We really should be thanking Not a Ideal World for the weather forecasts