Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Can’t believe people done a HAHA Emoji what do you think I am

A saucy minx.

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Pedro may have to stop over somewhere half-way up the country - snow is a good excuse to give Bet.

He never drives without the boot overflowing with sherpa blankets, power banks, flasks, emu balm and worry angels.

 

[HughTwo]

He wants us to put one of those hideous "waft and weave" rugs in the kitchen. A tripping hazard if ever I saw one. Does he mean warp and weft?

He's obsessed with putting stuff in a "downstairs loo".

What goes on in his upstairs bog?

 

[galesgal57]

He's obsessed with putting stuff in a "downstairs loo".

What goes on in his upstairs bog?

Bondage?

 

[Muttley]

Bondage?

You have a powerful imagination. But you're probably right

 

[Jazzydrury]

You have a powerful imagination. But you're probably right

Not as bad as mine

 

[Jazzydrury]

The State of Pedros bladder, I wouldn’t like to know what goes on the rug

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He tries to manifest every so called elderly ailment and use every older age range product in the book(or so he thinks). Bunyans and carbuncles this evening. Large amounts of medications. ‘Procedures’…Bad knees, aching feet, iron jelloids, Phyllosan, Fuller’s Earth…Ovaltine…The People’s Friend…All used to endear himself to ‘the certain sort’ he sees as the mugs prepared to buy because of him, rather than despite him…

 

[Battiola73]

He tries to manifest every so called elderly ailment and use every older age range product in the book(or so he thinks). Bunyans and carbuncles this evening. Large amounts of medications. ‘Procedures’…Bad knees, aching feet, iron jelloids, Phyllosan, Fuller’s Earth…Ovaltine…The People’s Friend…All used to endear himself to ‘the certain sort’ he sees as the mugs prepared to buy because of him, rather than despite him…

Phyllosan fortifies the over forties. Old advert.

 

[Muttley]

Phyllosan fortifies the over forties. Old advert.

I need a bucket load of that