Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

If anyone has those karaoke speakers near me at xmas i'll effing throttle them, what a thoroughly annoying noise, those things in the wrong hands (like mason) would drive you nuts.

Great! Just put your address on here…and I’ll pay Mason to visit your street for a bit of karaoke..can you video the ‘throttling’ for our amusement?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Is he selling Fork Handles? Or 3 candles?

 

[galesgal57]

Mike is about to light a flame of desire with two fragrances. A bit late Mike, my pilot light went out years ago.

 

[Ant7t]

Mike is about to light a flame of desire with two fragrances. A bit late Mike, my pilot light went out years ago.

I don't think mine was ever lit He said if you don't know nothing about..... IF you don't know nothing, that means you know something.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Of course Yiannis said these would look good on the mantelpiece

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I feels music, I dos…Feels it resa..rezz..going frew my entire soul.. Feels it wiv me. Alls of yerz…We can be Are Souls togevver.. A gift from God, right? Why me? Just beautiful, bald and gifted..Bleedin’ perfection…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Hermes bags. Weren’t they a courier company now Evri

 

[Ant7t]

Hermes bags. Weren’t they a courier company now Evri

Hermes bags are what he got after an all nighter delivering all those messages.

 

[Jazzydrury]

£89.99 Price Comp £24,000 LOL

 

[Hammy60]

Hermes bags. Weren’t they a courier company now Evri

They were crap when they were Hermes and still crap as Evri, and yodel are as bad.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

WE ONLY WANT £18 OF YER MONEY FOR 40 SECONDS ON OUR CLOCK. He’s been watching the Celebrity Chasers too much…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

UPS - far and away the worst courier on a consistent basis I have ever experienced. The lowlight being leaving a £3300 Gibson Hummingbird guitar outside my street door positioned front door, ringing the doorbell once, and walking off, and then driving off. Luckily, I was in and rescued it.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike you’re irritating me so much. Why don’t you f**k off, if you will…ugh that phrase....and don’t ’Gang’ me you bald twit..be so advised

 

[HughTwo]

Of-the-Masons talking to Wing Commander Knowles about weeing in a bucket.

And then asks if you have "a bed-wetter in the family"
Where's Dirty Pedro when you need a confession.
Among his many ailments must be incontinence - one of the few things Emu Balm doesn't claim to cure

 

[Jazzydrury]

Soda machine with Chef Flambe

 

[Jazzydrury]

That isn’t a bad machine, you don’t need to put in those awful Fake syrup things you used to. Have to use

 

[Duke of Cheese]

With the best will in the world - this fellow is genuinely an idiot…

 

[Jazzydrury]

With the best will in the world - this fellow is genuinely an idiot…View attachment 30550

I guess he forgot to put the lid on

 

[Duke of Cheese]

True. He also forgot not to pour water into electricity…