Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Funny how he likes to big up when they are beating Amazon, but never mentions the many times when they don't. I don't think it's the same item as Amazon have, Homesmart is IW's own brand.

 

[Muttley]

I've never seen a soft sausage roll. They always have a firmness to them. Although, if they get too hot, they do have a slight droop.

I have heard that...

 

[headintheclouds]

I’ve just been having a look, Galesgal, as the Amazon one they’ve been comparing it to is at least twice as big! And obviously a different brand.

What a bunch of shysters!

 

[Jazzydrury]

I have heard that...

Ooh err

 

[Battiola73]

Why do they talk about some items for nearly an hour. One item in an hour is ridiculous. Their rival can do 4 to 5 in an hr

QVC do between 9 and 12 on average.

 

[Battiola73]

If he used wind speed, at those numbers, he'd probably be flying around the room.

On a drone?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Trying something different at least with the Communist Leaders Christmas Decorations Extravaganza this evening…

 

[headintheclouds]

Trying something different at least with the Communist Leaders Christmas Decorations Extravaganza this evening…

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Ha ha ha ha ha! Nothing suggests ‘festive cheer’ like a Lenin bauble

 

[Ant7t]

Funny how he likes to big up when they are beating Amazon, but never mentions the many times when they don't. I don't think it's the same item as Amazon have, Homesmart is IW's own brand.

I noticed that. It looked smaller than the amazon one.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m not comparing them…Wonderful artisans of bagisms have establi….The craftsmen and women of elaborately bagistic companies of supreme heritage such as Herpes -I’m not comparing…I’m just saying.. Kate Shovel….Dig in…’Ave a Buy…Please God…Buy…

 

[Niwa]

If you're on about the stuffed toys. Cute, but they remind me of the sorts of toys you got in the 70s. Very dated and amateurish. The kind of things that catch fire as soon as you look at them. And as I'm watching, there's no sound, and I haven't got the tv on mute either. Again, very professional. No one has told him to stop talking, as no one can hear him. Sound on other channels, so it's not just me

If you're watching on Virgin re the sound we had the same problem.
Rebooting the box cured the problem or was that just coincidence?

 

[Ant7t]

If you're watching on Virgin re the sound we had the same problem.
Rebooting the box cured the problem or was that just coincidence?

It eventually came back, but by that time I was bored And yes, it is on VM.

 

[sharoline]

If you see a bloke with a bald head and a scruffy beard that's Mike Mason. He acts like a dodgy 1970s market stall trader. He doesn't want to rush you either but "things are flying out gang". They also mention high quality brands, but they claim they're not making a direct comparison! They sell cheap plastic handbags (or vegan leather). Then say things like "this would sell at hundreds of pounds but it's £29.99".

And if you see a screeching blonde woman selling "fashion" that's Sally Jacks. Enjoy...

thank you so much for the information! I am so excited to delve into this further it sounds absolutely thrilling*
*god awful in the best way possible

 

[Jazzydrury]

And if you are over 90 they have fashion Items

If you hear them say we have a expert called Peter V, just ignore him, he knows nothing

 

[HughTwo]

I just flicked over for a quick look - am I imagining things or are Dirty Peter's eyebrows even more Vulcan than yesterday?

Surely he can't have seen Dr Patiodooers overnight!
Maybe he's overdone the collagen or been too generous with Emu Balm - we know it's a modern miracle

 

[cheeky chappie]

And if you are over 90 they have fashion Items

If you hear them say we have a expert called Peter V, just ignore him, he knows nothing

I think you need to take that back!

No one, and I mean ...

NO ONE

... could squeeze a bonded faux first layer leather sofa the way Peter could, NO ONE!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Collectible Bus Stops. He doesn’t look impressed.

 

[Jazzydrury]

You love it Emma.

Can’t believe people done a HAHA Emoji what do you think I am

 

[HughTwo]

Why the constant shouting to "go to the freephone number.......get to that phone".

Is it because it looks like he's getting more sales?


Anyway, "terrific buying........these are a joy.......again, these are a lot of money.....the last of the stock, alright.....a price to clear......clearance buy......ten left.....hash one.....you've got go.....be as quick as you can.....three left.....a fiver to get home.....send them to my hovel.....Bet, get on the phone....please check out....multi-buy if you can......................................................................

 

[galesgal57]

He wants us to put one of those hideous "waft and weave" rugs in the kitchen. A tripping hazard if ever I saw one. Does he mean warp and weft?