Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Randomly he comes out with Kiss My Anorak

I saw a clip of Larry Grayson on YouTube. He was telling this funny story about speaking to a woman who was snooty. He said "well I told her she could kiss my anorak". In that context it makes sense because you think he's going to say "kiss my arse". A selly telly presenter saying it randomly is just weird.

To the boys in the gallery, feel free to pass this feedback on to Dirty Peter.

 

[Muttley]

I would love to meet him in the street, and tell him exactly what I think of him, using as many expletives as I could think of.

We may need to form an orderly queue

 

[galesgal57]

We may need to form an orderly queue

Do you wanna be in my gang?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I would just love to see Roger Cook crash through the scenery and confront him.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror Simon. Is this how you wish to be remembered at your funeral?

 

[Muttley]

Do you wanna be in my gang?

Definitely! We could take this lot on any day and twice on Sundays

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He was talking to Jean Paul at Christopher Duchamp (get the name right) originating from Manderisa in Swutzerland, and he's been a fan of Duchump for over 30 years. Lie after lie, he just can't help himself.

Who presumably doesn’t exist. I think he wants to invent a Gianfranco for that particular part of Switzerland. Similar to Brendan in Ireland..

 

[galesgal57]

Definitely! We could take this lot on any day and twice on Sundays

I'm hard me, I'm a northern burd.

 

[Wanderer]

View attachment 30138Take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror Simon. Is this how you wish to be remembered at your funeral?

I am struggling to work out which presenters are in chains......

 

[galesgal57]

Who presumably doesn’t exist. I think he wants to invent a Gianfranco for that particular part of Switzerland.

He just plucked the most French sounding name out of thin air, tosser.

 

[Niwa]

There is no shame with him. He’s been allowed to get away with it for too long. He should have been got rid of after his European workers on-air rant several years ago. Clearly, he thinks he is untouchable.

Heirloom Value, my Ar se…In fact, my ar se has more heirloom value.. You MUST insure it - each buttock…

DOC I would be interested to know how much you or another think the Crissy Does Crap watches would be at a fair price?

 

[PhædrusR]

The one I have states 2.5 mins preheat. I did check the temp with a thermometer and the plates were around 100c at that point. Not sure if its advisable to go beyond the preheat time from manufacturer.

Think my microwave is likely 600 watts or so, I usually add an extra minute or three for anything I reheat in it. It is old by anyone's standards (early 80's) and the plastic panel is yellow, but its pretty clean and rust-free so I stick with it. More power might yield better results.

Wanted to try out a cheaper option and see how it went, as with all these gadgets we buy them, try once and they go to that cupboard of shame.

Has to be said the flavour of the sausages yesterday was spot on and cooked how I like them - Lidl deluxe cumberland they were.

Your microwave is from the 80s?

Wow. What make is it? How has it lasted so long? Infrequent use?

We go through a microwave every 5+ years when the electrics go (the magnetron that creates the waves) or the transformer/power supply. Or gets too rusty (but we clean it down and usually ok).

But use ours almost daily and for long periods (20+mins) sometimes.

Have had Panasonic, Asda, Sharp.
They all break eventually from use, imho.
How's yours lasted so long?!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He just plucked the most French sounding name out of thin air, tosser.

Sorry. I take it back…

 

[Wanderer]

Your microwave is from the 80s?

Wow. What make is it? How has it lasted so long? Infrequent use?

We go through a microwave every 5+ years when the electrics go (the magnetron that creates the waves) or the transformer/power supply. Or gets too rusty (but we clean it down and usually ok).

But use ours almost daily and for long periods (20+mins) sometimes.

Have had Panasonic, Asda, Sharp.
They all break eventually from use, imho.
How's yours lasted so long?!

Random musings and general banter.

Can't believe it takes two to demonstrate this pile of :poop::poop: To be fair though, it's a great price. Oh wait ... https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007322378264.html?src=google (£11.79 on Ali Express if you don't want to click the link)

shoppingtelly.com

Noticed today it says "Made in Japan" that probably helped.

 

[Niwa]

Your microwave is from the 80s?

Wow. What make is it? How has it lasted so long? Infrequent use?

We go through a microwave every 5+ years when the electrics go (the magnetron that creates the waves) or the transformer/power supply. Or gets too rusty (but we clean it down and usually ok).

But use ours almost daily and for long periods (20+mins) sometimes.

Have had Panasonic, Asda, Sharp.
They all break eventually from use, imho.
How's yours lasted so long?!

If it's of help I can refer you to post #47782.

 

[PhædrusR]

If Posh places don’t offer, Bog Standard ketchup I wouldn’t go

Great idea for a new brand name value range:

Bog Standard Ketchup
Bog Standard Brown Sauce
Bog Standard Salad Cream
Bog Standard Mustard
Bog Standard Mayonnaise

You get the idea...

 

[Kit10]

I’ve just flicked over and caught a promotion, not once, but twice with Sally Jacks. She looked very weird. Is she an AI?

 

[Wanderer]

Great idea for a new brand name value range:

Bog Standard Ketchup
Bog Standard Brown Sauce
Bog Standard Salad Cream
Bog Standard Mustard
Bog Standard Mayonnaise

You get the idea...

Would it have a picture of a smiling Pedro on the bottle?

 

[Wanderer]

I’ve just flicked over and caught a promotion, not once, but twice with Sally Jacks. She looked very weird. Is she an AI?

No self-aware AI would allow itself to be portrayed with an avatar that fugly.......

 

[galesgal57]

He likes to snuggle under a blanket and listen to the shipping forecast! Dreaming of all the rugged sailors, no doubt.