Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Warning, shiny face is on. Selling some muscle cream. Think I'll go back to bed!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is there anything she could put on her face to stop it shining like that? The studio lights must play a role but nobody else's boat shines like hers.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Chloe just stated that she’s happier with a plug in device over a hands free because, wait for it, the power! But tomorrow she’ll say something different.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Here’s Price to Clear Simon

 

[galesgal57]

The flexible power strip has a 14000 joule power surge protector!

 

[Jazzydrury]

He loves a Bendy Strip

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And a firm three pin plug…

 

[galesgal57]

It's Pedro's turn to try and shift the turntable later. He was probably best mates with Elvis. He met him during his stint in Vegas.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He is selling the smallest crappiest Trolley ever, so says you can move furniture, what Your kids Barbie Toy Furniture

 

[galesgal57]

Headphones again. It seems to be the same products every day now. Are they short of stock, or preparing us for an influx of quality items in the Autumn?

 

[galesgal57]

Keeps saying the headphones are noise cancelling, Mike said they weren't.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It's Pedro's turn to try and shift the turntable later. He was probably best mates with Elvis. He met him during his stint in Vegas.

Lies by Status Quo booms out. Fantasy Island by Fight ***….

 

[Jazzydrury]

Soon be the festive tat to come out again, If I remember they started selling that from close to there relaunch last autumn.

I bet they have heaters out the back already

 

[Muttley]

Headphones again. It seems to be the same products every day now. Are they short of stock, or preparing us for an influx of quality items in the Autumn?

In answer to your last question, probably not

 

[Muttley]

Keeps saying the headphones are noise cancelling, Mike said they weren't.

Liar, liar, pants on fire...

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter Simon's Magic Green Powder £49.99 for two months supply or 4 x flexis £12.49.

So you end up paying twice as long as you can use the stuff. Brilliant economics.

 

[galesgal57]

Those vitamin gummies are good for your Arcadian rhythm apparently.

 

[Grizelda]

Those vitamin gummies are good for your Arcadian rhythm apparently.

Chew your way into a new time zone.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Silly old sod is selling Saffron now "This is one of the most experienced er expensive spices in the world."

Yeah, I can't stand those cheap, inexperienced herbs myself.

 

[galesgal57]

Saffron comes from the crokin flower! He is losing it this morning.