Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Another lengthy presentation of the water bottles. Nobody wants them, why can't they get the message?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Same goes for the host.

 

[galesgal57]

It looks very much like that bag beginning with M?

 

[Muttley]

It looks very much like that bag beginning with M?

Ooh let me think...

I assume he's referring to Mulberry, who sell bags for around £1000

 

[Jazzydrury]

How tacky does the cool box look

 

[galesgal57]

He's saying it will be delivered this week in time for the bank holiday. On the screen it says dispatch date August 26th. Don't let the truth get in the way of a sale.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Surely this would have been better a month ago

 

[Jazzydrury]

Pedro is outside this morning, looking dapper

 

[galesgal57]

Oh look! It's the tw*t in the hat.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Oh look! It's the tw*t in the hat.

He is selling a hose, which they have told you many time aren’t any good

 

[galesgal57]

He is selling a hose, which they have told you many time aren’t any good

It's only 15m long, which isn't long for a hose. Now he's got the "stone" planters, which he wouldn't be able to pick up so easily if they were stone.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It's only 15m long, which isn't long for a hose. Now he's got the "stone" planters, which he wouldn't be able to pick up so easily if they were stone.

He touched one of them, the paint began to fall off

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Vile resin cheap and nasty monstrosity. The frog not the presenter.

 

[galesgal57]

Vile resin cheap and nasty monstrosity. The frog not the presenter.

Oh I don't know.

 

[galesgal57]

Can't understand why he keeps saying they are made of stone, and nobody corrects him.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Paul Smith sweatshirts coming up? Or just another example of the presenter wearing expensive brands and flogging tat ones? Pensioner in a baseball hat also looks ridiculous.

 

[galesgal57]

Now he's saying Spray &:Leave is a weedkiller. I thought it was just for moss and algae.

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro is going to get both of the waterproof beach blankets, because he knows he will use them. Trips to the Heath at Hampstead perhaps?

 

[galesgal57]

I had to laugh when he was selling the blankets. There were some children playing nearby, and he said we should invite them in, and then pin them to the ground! He quickly said, the blankets, not the children.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I had to laugh when he was selling the blankets. There were some children playing nearby, and he said we should invite them in, and then pin them to the ground! He quickly said, the blankets, not the children.

He would scare them