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I tend to imagine there's no-one in the studio* anyway, which is why the standards are so ropey.

It's just Pedro on his own, in front of the robot camera, his hysterical pleas and soothsaying sermons on why you must check out your baskets echoing around a vacant studio. His gallery queries and stock updates are imaginary. The viewer texts and people coming in just made up. He's there, on his own…

Gallery staff and floor manager leave him to it. Set things up, then sod off to enjoy a 30min vape and catch up on TikTok.

When they can hear him banging on the table inside they know to nip back in, queue up new on-screen graphics, swap the plastic frying pans over to the solar powered night vision goggles, get him to neck another collagen capsule, tell him he's so funny, and bam - they can sod off to enjoy another 45 minute break outside.

*which given the skeleton crew VGL employ is likely

How DARE you!!!

I've never posted it here before however I have an exclusive image of the IW gallery ...

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Who feels stupid now, eh?!?

Oops, emmm sorry, I attached the wrong image ... here's the correct one!

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How DARE you!!!

I've never posted it here before however I have an exclusive image of the IW gallery ...

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Who feels stupid now, eh?!?

Oops, emmm sorry, I attached the wrong image ... here's the correct one!

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He can't be a member of the crew as he's definitely over 18 years of age. The YTS students in charge aren't that old...
 
TJC allow papa fields airtime, IW used to have baby fields, baby isn't a patch on papa for shysterism, that's all you need to know about TJC and their morals. :ROFLMAO:
Not seen much of them this year, must have fell out with them this Xmas. Normally wall to wall crap watches running up to Xmas. This year seems to be crap perfumes🤔😁😃🤭
 
In case you missed it, which one could quite easily do as she only mentioned it very, very, very briefly, but Sally has bought 4 lots, 16 bottles of the amazing Jaipur smellies.

Again in case you missed it Sally was trained 15 years ago by the wonderful Peter Sherlock.

You really have to keep your ears peeled when listening to Sally, so you don't miss anything, as she very, very, very rarely repeats herself. ;) :ROFLMAO:
 
In case you missed it, which one could quite easily do as she only mentioned it very, very, very briefly, but Sally has bought 4 lots, 16 bottles of the amazing Jaipur smellies.

Again in case you missed it Sally was trained 15 years ago by the wonderful Peter Sherlock.

You really have to keep your ears peeled when listening to Sally, so you don't miss anything, as she very, very, very rarely repeats herself. ;) :ROFLMAO:
Peter Sherlock, that's a blast fom the past. The man who was on when Bid TV (or Price Drop, can't remember whch) was turned off, literally cut off mid sentence, my mum was watching. I seem to recall him saying "we're not going anywhere" in response to rumours of issues with the company.

And if Sally has bought tons of that perfume, then I should too cos she knows what she's talking about (I think that's what they're implying). But they never seem to factor in the fact that, no matter how good it might be, we might not like it. I'm a bit sensitive to strong perfumes, they give me a headache. Walking through John Lewis perfume department can be awful for me. I don't like a lot of the perfumes around these days, I prefer Calvin Klein CK1 and CKB. They're unisex and not overpowering. And would never buy perfume that I hadn't smelled first.

Thanks for sharing the info, many of us may have missed it!🤣🤣🤣
 
And we know the term 'inspired by' is pretty meaningless. I could say my choice of clothing is inspired by Kim Kardashian but it doesn't actually mean anything. Having said that, if you saw a photo of me all glammed up in my Tansy tent next to a photo of her you would struggle to tell us apart🤣🤣🤣
Exactly right about the use of 'inspired by', I'd say. It's been done to death on all the selly telly channels and is virtually meaningless.

I'd think you look a darn sight classier than KK; from pics. I've seen of the person in question the words "hedge" and "backwards" spring to mind. :)
 
He calls central heating ‘archaic’. He says he returned to a freezing cold mansion…sorry..house, earlier in the week. Finding Bet trying to smash her way out of a block of ice in the ballroom…Change that to he came home to a warm, expensive large and well-appointed house and nobody in an ice block called Bet…

Peter Sherlock, that's a blast fom the past. The man who was on when Bid TV (or Price Drop, can't remember whch) was turned off, literally cut off mid sentence, my mum was watching. I seem to recall him saying "we're not going anywhere" in response to rumours of issues with the company.

And if Sally has bought tons of that perfume, then I should too cos she knows what she's talking about (I think that's what they're implying). But they never seem to factor in the fact that, no matter how good it might be, we might not like it. I'm a bit sensitive to strong perfumes, they give me a headache. Walking through John Lewis perfume department can be awful for me. I don't like a lot of the perfumes around these days, I prefer Calvin Klein CK1 and CKB. They're unisex and not overpowering. And would never buy perfume that I hadn't smelled first.

Thanks for sharing the info, many of us may have missed it!🤣🤣🤣
Peter Sherlock, the man who owed his youthful appearance to only 4,000 different kinds of skin products. I always wondered how he found time to breathe if he really used everything he ever seemed to promote. And that's without the 'expertise' in fragrances.
 
Peter Sherlock, that's a blast fom the past. The man who was on when Bid TV (or Price Drop, can't remember whch) was turned off, literally cut off mid sentence, my mum was watching. I seem to recall him saying "we're not going anywhere" in response to rumours of issues with the company.

And if Sally has bought tons of that perfume, then I should too cos she knows what she's talking about (I think that's what they're implying). But they never seem to factor in the fact that, no matter how good it might be, we might not like it. I'm a bit sensitive to strong perfumes, they give me a headache. Walking through John Lewis perfume department can be awful for me. I don't like a lot of the perfumes around these days, I prefer Calvin Klein CK1 and CKB. They're unisex and not overpowering. And would never buy perfume that I hadn't smelled first.

Thanks for sharing the info, many of us may have missed it!🤣🤣🤣
I hate it when someone enters a room and you can smell their perfume before they arrive. You should wear a perfume it shouldn’t wear you! I suspect with the stinking IW £10 tat perfumes, you’d smell them as the person got out of their cars, walked up the driveway and came in the door. Then pass out with the stench.

That excludes Moronic Mike who’d think everyone was swooning over him and of course wearing his Duchump watch.
 
Peter Sherlock, the man who owed his youthful appearance to only 4,000 different kinds of skin products. I always wondered how he found time to breathe if he really used everything he ever seemed to promote. And that's without the 'expertise' in fragrances.
Is he the weirdo with dyed blonde hair on TJC?
 
Is it the next Ice Age? Been 17C down here on the South Coast
He's talking about the north-south divide - north London and south London, that is. In north London, the snow's arrived, skiing tourists have now begun to book in at hotels and the IW radiators are flying out the door (being used as snow sleds in most cases). Meanwhile, in sowf London, everyone's off to Brighton for some sun and sea. You can't fool Pete, he knows these things....
 
Exactly right about the use of 'inspired by', I'd say. It's been done to death on all the selly telly channels and is virtually meaningless.

I'd think you look a darn sight classier than KK; from pics. I've seen of the person in question the words "hedge" and "backwards" spring to mind. :)

Is he the weirdo with dyed blonde hair on TJC?
‘Ere…less of the dyed…
 
In case you missed it, which one could quite easily do as she only mentioned it very, very, very briefly, but Sally has bought 4 lots, 16 bottles of the amazing Jaipur smellies.

Again in case you missed it Sally was trained 15 years ago by the wonderful Peter Sherlock.
I saw Foghorn Sally flogging one of those cheap, counterfeit, inspired-by perfumes a few weeks ago and she said it was very, very, very high-end and it was like:
"Princess Kate (Kate Middleton) getting out of a limousine in a beautiful dress and going into Harrods."
Biggest load of crap I've ever heard in my life but it was good for a laugh. 😄
 
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