Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Don’t forget your cane, Hammy. Your AI version will be texting about that later no doubt!!

 

[Lord Helpus]

He’s “Just Sayin’.” He’s “Not Comparin’.” Interpreted into English, I assume he means he is just sayin’ the £49.99 Deadbody Bag he is hawking is similar to a very expensive ‘fashionista’ bag costing hundreds more, but he isn’t just sayin’ that to compare.. He is actually just sayin’ by not comparing to then compare? Is that clear?

Not lying, just talking.

 

[galesgal57]

Natalia just said to Pedro he has changed so much since he met her. Yes, she's changed him into a laughing stock.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Changed?

 

[Muttley]

Charley also plays the roles of Our Bet, Hammy from Aberdeen and Muriel…

Hope Charley has an Equity card with all this acting

 

[galesgal57]

Wind spinners and copper socks, time to turn off.

 

[Muttley]

Changed?

Probably changed into an original Tamsy evening gown with matching accessories...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Freddy Flamingo…Vicky Vulture….Just need a religious plastic figure from China one now for the Group…Harry Monk….

 

[Jazzydrury]

just looked he’s on a double shift today, he’s back at 6pm

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s got Wednesday legs.

 

[Jason]

Still no new studio?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m sure Charley Hopping will have the latest soon.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Surely the only way a new Studio would take this long, as If they actually had to build a new building

 

[Muttley]

Surely the only way a new Studio would take this long, as If they actually had to build a new building

Bob The Builder is probably on another job...

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter Ventriloquist, streamer specialist, explaining to us how air works.

Peter Simon, in his shorts like a shoolboy, slapping his legs in excitement. Feigning amazement that the remote control is on top of the triple fan they have presented at least a dozen times already.

Expect heatwave warnings, stock scares and a load of the usual blather - they might as well play a repeat video from a month ago.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Poor old Charley…I mean Terry. She came from the shelves at Iceland. Go easy on her, Prof. She was probably overwhelmed with the disappointment of the ‘new studio’ launch date being delayed…again…

I’m not great on understanding the mechanics of forums, but has Terry left us? I actually didn’t want for anyone to leave - just to be nicer, especially if posting as an ‘insider’, as it were.
Oh well

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Anyway, I’ve been informed the studio building IS finished…..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m not great on understanding the mechanics of forums, but has Terry left us? I actually didn’t want for anyone to leave - just to be nicer, especially if posting as an ‘insider’, as it were.
Oh well

I don’t think so, Professor. I’m sure she’ll be back with some picture exclusives of the new studio.

Now on to fans with Pieter Van Rhartanneverarrivedz…The fans expert. “How many left, Charley,” says Wednesday Legs? “Any amount you want, Oh Master of Gotoelle,” she says…Apparently, where they both stay at the King Solomon Hotel in Golders Green, they were both sweltering last night (hopefully in separate rooms)..soaked in night sweats…Probably recurring nightmares of never arriving rattan sofas….It’s funny…but when Van Soakedinperspiration was selling air conditioning units on Ideal World Two, fans were a waste of time because they only recirculated warm air around the room. Now he’s selling a fan it is the panacea to everything sweaty.

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro has had those shorts for as long as I can remember. He looks like a right twonk wearing them with a jumper.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They really are a right pair…Bad Cop and Bad Cop,,,Will never forget the pair of them grinning at one another over some in-joke in the final days of IW2.