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He’s “Just Sayin’.” He’s “Not Comparin’.” Interpreted into English, I assume he means he is just sayin’ the £49.99 Deadbody Bag he is hawking is similar to a very expensive ‘fashionista’ bag costing hundreds more, but he isn’t just sayin’ that to compare.. He is actually just sayin’ by not comparing to then compare? Is that clear?
Not lying, just talking.
 
Peter Ventriloquist, streamer specialist, explaining to us how air works.

Peter Simon, in his shorts like a shoolboy, slapping his legs in excitement. Feigning amazement that the remote control is on top of the triple fan they have presented at least a dozen times already.

Expect heatwave warnings, stock scares and a load of the usual blather - they might as well play a repeat video from a month ago.
 
Poor old Charley…I mean Terry. She came from the shelves at Iceland. Go easy on her, Prof. She was probably overwhelmed with the disappointment of the ‘new studio’ launch date being delayed…again…
I’m not great on understanding the mechanics of forums, but has Terry left us? I actually didn’t want for anyone to leave - just to be nicer, especially if posting as an ‘insider’, as it were.
Oh well
 
Anyway, I’ve been informed the studio building IS finished…..
 

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I’m not great on understanding the mechanics of forums, but has Terry left us? I actually didn’t want for anyone to leave - just to be nicer, especially if posting as an ‘insider’, as it were.
Oh well
I don’t think so, Professor. I’m sure she’ll be back with some picture exclusives of the new studio.

Now on to fans with Pieter Van Rhartanneverarrivedz…The fans expert. “How many left, Charley,” says Wednesday Legs? “Any amount you want, Oh Master of Gotoelle,” she says…Apparently, where they both stay at the King Solomon Hotel in Golders Green, they were both sweltering last night (hopefully in separate rooms)..soaked in night sweats…Probably recurring nightmares of never arriving rattan sofas….It’s funny…but when Van Soakedinperspiration was selling air conditioning units on Ideal World Two, fans were a waste of time because they only recirculated warm air around the room. Now he’s selling a fan it is the panacea to everything sweaty.
 
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