Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Apparently he used to get washed in a tin bath in front of the fire! Surely not, if he is 62. Says they were the good old days, and yet he is whining about being cold at home now. The guy is a total fraud.

 

[historymystery]

He has no morals

He's been droning on about how cold it is all the way through the heated blankets (telling people to buy the doubles and also the king size to put over the top of the double..) and informing us how much colder it's going to get. He is IW's answer to Tomasz Schafernaker or Darren Bett (who is no relation to Our Bet).

 

[Muttley]

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble & Grubb have also just texted in.

What about Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy the dog? Or Zippy, George and Bungle? The fun I could have if I could be bothered...

 

[Jazzydrury]

Don’t forget Rod, Jane and Freddy

 

[Wanderer]

I think this will be to galesgal57 taste...

Note - N S F W or young ears.

h**ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgbcQIT7BMc

 

[galesgal57]

He looks absolutely ridiculous in those skinny trousers and overcoat. Stupid old t*at.

 

[HughTwo]

"Our Lisa" would love this. Is she another of his made-up characters?

Tonight it's a Showaddywaddy coat in Black Watch tartan.
He must have had a brief spell trying to get a gig singing Blue Moon at a holiday camp.

 

[Wanderer]

How pedro has been feeeling in North London

Is this how some presenters feel after a cookery hour?

 

[HughTwo]

That's the last we've seen of Dirty Peter until Boxing Day.
35 people didn't check out their baskets for the heater - oh well, looks like it hasn't sold out after all. What a shock.

Now Pedro can plan his Christmas Dinner.
All huddle into one damp room for collagen soup followed by roast balmed Emu incinerated in the green air fryer. Delicious.

 

[galesgal57]

I think this will be to galesgal57 taste...

Note - N S F W or young ears.

h**ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgbcQIT7BMc

That was brilliant, it did make me laugh

 

[Wanderer]

That's the last we've seen of Dirty Peter until Boxing Day.
35 people didn't check out their baskets for the heater - oh well, looks like it hasn't sold out after all. What a shock.

Now Pedro can plan his Christmas Dinner.
All huddle into one damp room for collagen soup followed by roast balmed Emu incinerated in the green air fryer. Delicious.

Followed by chef Joes runny cherry icecream and much later when peckish Gammon.

No doubt there will be green fruit and veg juices all round.

Boxing day half cooked burgers for lunch and later cheese toasties.


Are they huddled around a flame effect heater or a super doesn't need ceramic one?

 

[Wanderer]

Apparently he used to get washed in a tin bath in front of the fire! Surely not, if he is 62. Says they were the good old days, and yet he is whining about being cold at home now. The guy is a total fraud.

That's was in his previous hovel.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Emma is selling Fanny pants

 

[Wanderer]

Emma is selling Fanny pants

Must be from the well known House of Craddock collection.

 

[HughTwo]

Followed by chef Joes runny cherry icecream and much later when peckish Gammon.

No doubt there will be green fruit and veg juices all round.

Boxing day half cooked burgers for lunch and later cheese toasties.


Are they huddled around a flame effect heater or a super doesn't need ceramic one?

Can only assume he struggles with the electric bill because he has bought about 50 different heaters and fires from IW.

These are tough times - I'd not be surprised if Pedro and Bet are only getting heat from a shoe dryer this Christmas.