Random musings and general banter.

[Herring]

Six people watching the live You Tube feed this morning. You wonder what the total is across all platforms?

6

Kiss my first-layers leather anorak.

 

[galesgal57]

Mark Gould currently flogging the Gammon set at £39.99 on TJC, its getting hard to find he reckons.

 

[Muttley]

If only Pedro would marry Miss Whiplash (turn left or right depending on which way the wind is blowing) and Sir Mike as the best man!
Could be a series in the making

You have a very disturbed imagination

 

[Muttley]

Mark Gould currently flogging the Gammon set at £39.99 on TJC, its getting hard to find he reckons.

He should watch Ideal World

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

I have seen it all now, selling a water bottle with a cover. When you compare what Ideal World used to sell to what they sell now, it's easy to forget just how good we had it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Hello Michael! Yes, Mike. What can we do for us both. Well the two of us can discusss what the f..ing hell ‘appened after bleedin’ 21 bleedin’ 00 hours last night wiv me Gamonne pricing. Erm…Erm…Well, Mike, it’s that bloody Right Charlie in the Gallery….Blame ‘im... The two of me told those punters that the Gammone would in no uncertain terms NOT STAY at £39.99 when the clock struck NINE…Then, some schmuck puts up the Geocities site at bleedin’ half past wiv it still…I said STILL at £39.99!! Now it makes us both look stupid!!! Now I don’t mean to hurry you or coerce you, but I want a bleedin’ answer NARHHHHRRR.. We both need to calm down, Mike. Let me relax you with this £2.99 orange dinosaur door stop..Class, Mike, my son...Class. You have placated me, Michael. Now placate the Bald Fella further with my 9 o‘clock killer item.. Well, Mike, I ‘ave for you the Gammone Black Bin Liner for £39.99….******####..Run..Michael…Run….

 

[ianrobo111]

Mark Gould currently flogging the Gammon set at £39.99 on TJC, its getting hard to find he reckons.

Can you imagine the buyer who told colleagues they had Brought a lot of Gammon at a low price ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I don’t like to offer to do something for the gentlemen that I can’t do for the ladies….Stop there, Michael. Just stop there…Another top drawer pefumery item now…More bum notes than Gerard Depardieu at the piano scene in Green Card.

 

[Gooner1963]

Can you imagine the reaction if he bought the goddess the £9.99 together forever perfume

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My hearing is like a bat…I have the eyesight of the finest, most powerful telescope. I even see the Amazon driver leave my parcel with the neighbour I can’t stand before it has even left the website. I hear and feel music before it is composed. I am not special, though. Hammy in Aberdeen - Together Forever for his Highland Jaunts - and another great buy, he tells us.…

 

[Ali Kamman]

Oh my goodness. Mason’s philosophies of life and relationship advice. No idea what he’s on about but it is mindbending to listen to and incredibly patronising.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You get the impression he genuinely does believe he is a superior human being, but doesn’t really.

 

[Latearrival]

Sorry but that’s gotta be one of the ugliest watches I’ve seen.

 

[SiRich]

Just missing the Kelvin Reynolds-esque prose about being 'last of the stock in the uk' and Mr Harry Heritor doing an epic deal of a lifetime, for you , the IW discerning watch collectors!! 'Guys'

 

[Herring]

Just missing the Kelvin Reynolds-esque prose about being 'last of the stock in the uk' and Mr Harry Heritor doing an epic deal of a lifetime, for you , the IW discerning watch collectors!! 'Guys'

Ah the days of "Heritor is only allowing us to sell these so low to give you at home the opportunity to be their brand ambassador…"

 

[ianrobo111]

and it's back !!

 

[ianrobo111]

Just missing the Kelvin Reynolds-esque prose about being 'last of the stock in the uk' and Mr Harry Heritor doing an epic deal of a lifetime, for you , the IW discerning watch collectors!! 'Guys'

I miss Kev show you know ... I nearly believe him and his Igor stories, is it too much of a con even for IW

 

[Craftalot]

I have seen some ghastly trash tat in my time.

That's no way to talk about Lady Foghorn.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

£6.66…Tool of the Devil…

Dr. William Lobitoff next…. Secret of Eternal Life over never ending flexis…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I think he’s gone off to trap one for half an hour… I think I’ve aged 10 years listening to this… Mike? Michael?? The Taliban? He’s definitely gone home early…Sorry…can you repeat that - the line went down..