Random musings and general banter.

[Deleted member 21838]

This is beyond comedy. This is a man rambling away in the most inappropriate manner. Unchecked and undaunted. You genuinely fear for his sanity if this is anything other than his ‘act’.

 

[user 17461]

What the Hell is he going on about now?

Are we watching him have a nervous breakdown in real time?

Buy your kid three torches. Then get her 14 sets of My Little Pony drill bits for her birthday.

 

[Jazzydrury]

What the Hell is he going on about now?

Are we watching him have a nervous breakdown in real time?

Buy your kid three torches. Then get her 14 sets of My Little Pony drill bits for her birthday.

Those torches looked horrific, especially the faces

 

[Latearrival]

Blummin heck I’ve got one of those glass floating thermometers my daughter bought it for me YEARS ago

my mams been gone for over ten years and she bought my hubby the remote controlled Dinosaur as a joke xmas prezzie long before she passed

 

[cheeky chappie]

'You've got to buy this!'

No I don't.

 

[galesgal57]

Those torches looked horrific, especially the faces

If I want to know the temperature, I look at my phone. I would have that knocked over and broken in no time.

 

[user 17461]

He's just read the thermometer wrong according to the info on the box. Which was only on screen for a couple of minutes

 

[cheeky chappie]

Blummin heck I’ve got one of those glass floating thermometers my daughter bought it for me YEARS ago

Good enough deal it has to be said, if you're in the market for one for yourself or a gift.

 

[user 17461]

Good enough deal it has to be said, if you're in the market for one for yourself or a gift.

I don't hate myself that much

 

[cheeky chappie]

The amount of hot air he spouts the thing is liable to explode!

UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN!!!

We get the feckin' message Peter!!!

 

[cheeky chappie]

I've just been through the kitchen and made one myself out of a very tall glass and different sized Brussels Sprouts.

 

[user 17461]

The amount of hot air he spouts the thing is liable to explode!

That could just be his breath

 

[Muttley]

I just turned on to see this thermometer crap, what the hell is he rambling on about?

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

Who'd have thought it. Another product Peter has at home. Had one of them thermometers for 20 years

 

[user 17461]

I just turned on to see this thermometer crap, what the hell is he rambling on about?

I don't think that his medication has kicked in.

 

[cheeky chappie]

I just turned on to see this thermometer crap, what the hell is he rambling on about?

UP AND DOWN ... UP AND DOWN ... UP AND DOWN

Put this on the winda and WATCH 'EM DANCE

PUT ONE IN THE BATHROOM, PUT ONE IN THE BATHROOM!!!!

 

[cheeky chappie]

The phone lines light up when they're selling a product for a loss ...

 

[User 23988]

Has dirty Peter kissed his ring yet!
Would be a first on tv!
Absolute joke 2023 and it’s down to this totally unsuitable for early viewing.

 

[user 17461]

"You've got to get one, and put it in your bathroom!"

But why, Uncle Peter?

"Put one in the bathroom, because..." *starts rambling about something else*

 

[cheeky chappie]

"You've got to get one, and put it in your bathroom!"

But why, Uncle Peter?

"Put one in the bathroom, because..." *starts rambling about something else*

He's needing to shove one up his ...

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