Peter Simon

[historymystery]

Are you sure the D stands for Dunce? I can think of a much more appropriate 8-letter word, the last four letters being 'head':mysmilie_14:

I hear that he's also got a tall hat with a D on it (for dunce)

 

[Muttley]

Are you sure the D stands for Dunce? I can think of a much more appropriate 8-letter word, the last four letters being 'head':mysmilie_14:

It may stand for the word to which you refer, I couldn't possibly comment (snigger snigger)

 

[Muttley]

Well, Muttley, it sounds like a certain Howard "the bowels" picked up some ideas from the legendary Keane - nearly everyone in Howard's circle of friends/family had some ailment that a mattress/mobility scooter/electric radiator, etc. etc. would have made so much better. I used to wonder where he'd got his sob story ideas from. Might have known they'd been nicked from what sounds like a Maestro in sarcasm coupled with a nice line in tear-jerker stories! At least Keane had some entertainment value, which is more than you can say for Howard's bowels.

Yeah, Howard is certainly weird. His obsession with his bowels is odd, the least he could do is not share it with the 7 people watching his show (they are the members of the We Love Howard fan club). Nobody else bothers watching him!

 

[mr tom]

How could I forget the legend that was Guy Keane! He had an interesting selling technique "if you break your leg because you haven't bought this product don't come running to me" said quite sternly, ie not a joke. Legend!

I loved his tactic of ''I don't like being here. I don't like you. I don't like anything. 0208....''

 

[Muttley]

I loved his tactic of ''I don't like being here. I don't like you. I don't like anything. 0208....''

I had forgotten his constantly saying the phone number, happy memories...

 

[Mommabear]

Saw that yesterday, he reckons he's going to get one.............noted :wink:

He didn't get it............it's on now (Tefal Cook4me) and he's just said he needs it :wonder:

 

[cazzie]

Just watching him describe the Bosch cordless vac as a corded vac whilst presenting the cook 4 me, the man should be taken off under the trades description act as a presenter, they should shoo him off and let joe carry on on his own it would be more informative without him.

 

[Deleted member 17635]

It's not a coincidence that Peter "simple" Simon has a "P" on his apron, oh no it's not in case he forgets his name and needs a gentle reminder, it actually stands for "Prick"

What a charmer you are.

 

[Keep Going]

What a charmer you are.

Dont you mean C for charmer? :mysmilie_59:

 

[user 17461]

What a charmer you are.

Bet! Is that you? :mysmilie_13:

 

[Price Plunge]

If you want to see Perverse Pete deliberately fall off his electric bike in the studio then watch the very end of this recording, though the end of the show has been cut off for some reason. Watch as much as you dare from 56:40 onwards: http://www.idealworld.tv/gb/shows/elife-electric-bike-last-chance-2666478?channel=IW

 

[Dave]

If you want to see Perverse Pete deliberately fall off his electric bike in the studio then watch the very end of this recording, though the end of the show has been cut off for some reason. Watch as much as you dare from 56:40 onwards: http://www.idealworld.tv/gb/shows/elife-electric-bike-last-chance-2666478?channel=IW

You forgot to mention the reference at about 56 mins to Betty Swollocks! He's out of control the silly old duffer.

 

[Petespants]

Wish he'd get on the ****** bike ,pedal as fast as his gob spouts carp and p***off.Makes my skin crawl.

 

[Price Plunge]

You forgot to mention the reference at about 56 mins to Betty Swollocks! He's out of control the silly old duffer.

I didn't want to force people to have to endure a very nauseating sales pitch :mysmilie_59:

 

[mossie269]

Funny listening to him the other night flogging the silent bosch cordless vacuum its i have never seen anything like it its its,doing his usual again not finishing sentences he must have forgot he said all the same things about the cordless hoovers they were flogging endlessly a few weeks ago silly old duffer.

 

[Mommabear]

I watched the launch of the POTD last night presented by Peter Simon. Why oh why is he allowed to present fashion? it was embarrassing to watch his hands on the models in most inappropriate places. If I had been in their place he would have received a slap round the face!

He's spent the last forty years doing fashion "or probably more" so his credentials are high. He's also known Linda Walton, who herself has been in the fashion world for as long, even though when Fabulift was launched, she reckoned she'd been a make up artist for the last thirty years. They are all highly awarded in the fashion industry and pass on to us their wealth of knowledge.

In the real world, they just say everything is lovely, everything is silky, he can't stop grabbing the models and he struggles to read the correct colours on the back of the hangers!

 

[Deleted member 17635]

I watched the launch of the POTD last night presented by Peter Simon. Why oh why is he allowed to present fashion? it was embarrassing to watch his hands on the models in most inappropriate places. If I had been in their place he would have received a slap round the face!

Terrible isn't it? Tonight he was selling Vacuum Cleaners. The way he picked them up and used them for vacuuming was obscene. If I was a vacuum cleaner, I'd have sucked his hand off.

Bet! Is that you?

:mysmilie_12:

 

[Petespants]

Terrible isn't it? Tonight he was selling Vacuum Cleaners. The way he picked them up and used them for vacuuming was obscene. If I was a vacuum cleaner, I'd have sucked his hand off.



:mysmilie_12:

Paz I was under the impression you were Peter's #1 fan.The tone of the above post leads me to believe otherwise.

 

[Mommabear]

He said he had bought the Vax. When they had the stupid 'Presenter Picks', he'd 'chosen' the Bosch vac, he'd bought that too!

He must like lots of suction going on..........

 

[historymystery]

:mysmilie_19: Sounds like a very similar word for the carp he spouts most of the time!

You forgot to mention the reference at about 56 mins to Betty Swollocks! He's out of control the silly old duffer.