"If you've got a bent pile; if you've got something limp and want it up..." - Guess who, selling a Vax carpet cleaner.
Well that's at least one thing he said that actually made me laugh (sort of)...
Dirty Peter was shilling a G Tech Cordless Grass Trimmer (it seemed quite good and it was a good price too).
He was hysterical, screaming, slobbering. This was bizarre even by this utterly bizarre channel's standards :mysmilie_59: