Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

They only read the Trev text out ..

 

[Muttley]

Didn’t he also say ‘Arsenal’ when he sneezed?

Yes, I never knew why but it was funny!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

"Looking to get this for the lovely Pauline. I just wondered how you empty the fat that the machine has sucked up because there's going to be plenty of it? Trevor in The Cotswolds"

Own up? Who was it?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Yes, I never knew why but it was funny!

I think it was something to do with a memory man sketch? When the stooge in the audience shouted out Arsenal as the answer he said, bless you?

 

[Muttley]

"Looking to get this for the lovely Pauline. I just wondered how you empty the fat that the machine has sucked up because there's going to be plenty of it? Trevor in The Cotswolds"

Own up? Who was it?

Not guilty your honour

 

[HughTwo]

Didn’t he also say ‘Arsenal’ when he sneezed?

I remember that, but I'd always thought it was a cough* - probably was a sneeze*.

Good old Eric Morecambe - nearly as funny as Pedro Simon.

*not a direct comparison with an involuntary expulsion of air from an orifice.

 

[EmmaP]

There is a Customer in the building, one exists

She looks how you imagine

 

[historymystery]

There is a Customer in the building, one exists

Must be a burglar....he's just put down one of the watches, in disgust. Now he's exited the building - can't find anything worth nicking.

 

[EmmaP]

Must be a burglar....he's just put down one of the watches, in disgust. Now he's exited the building - can't find anything worth nicking.

It’s a woman called Sue, who is worried a top she likes might sell out before she can buy it, are they holding her captive just go and order

 

[EmmaP]

You know you are all jealous, it could be you.

She is sat there all on her own.

Sally has done a speech about blood work, which is set to go around Doctors and Surgeons around the world.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

I don't know why i didn't check the IW web site last night, but while Pedro was making his claim as to not being able to get the Automatic.
Low and behold a miracle was happening, IW were selling it on their web site.

https://www.idealworld.tv/shoes-acc...lour-silicone-strap-8030005.html?hybrid=false

I’ve seen it all now.
Have a look at the IW price of this….
It’s worth no more than £30.

I can only assume they are doing what ResultCo said all those years ago about their range - pricing them ‘optimistically’ so the client can appear to offer enormous savings.

I truly think this is disgusting.

 

[EmmaP]

Must have turned on IW about 11.30 last night, Jeremy said he had watches but they couldn’t be aired till Midnight

 

[Hammy60]

I’ve seen it all now.
Have a look at the IW price of this….
It’s worth no more than £30.

I can only assume they are doing what ResultCo said all those years ago about their range - pricing them ‘optimistically’ so the client can appear to offer enormous savings.

I truly think this is disgusting.

Yeah but if you buy two you get the second one half price, bargain.

As much as they are a bunch of crooks, i've a feeling that one's either a mistake or they've mixed it up with a Tourbillon, Earnshaw do one with that case style and knowing the idiots at IW they could quite easily get their watches mixed up, but whatever the reason anyone stupid enough to being buying that with be in for a helluva shock.

 

[Hammy60]

Must have turned on IW about 11.30 last night, Jeremy said he had watches but they couldn’t be aired till Midnight

Was just Jessie flogging the cheap Chinese Trenton watches telling viewers what an amazing bargain they were getting.

 

[cheeky chappie]

They often mention having meetings in the lead up to their show, but from their performance it would seem the only thing done at these meetings is telling what's on the show and giving main talking points to mention (probably rubbish info provided by the brand), they really don't do any proper research of the products.

Sorry Hammy but you're wrong!!!

As the presenters love to allude to, and I for one believe them, they stand up for viewers in these meetings. Sometimes literally so, standing up, banging the table, demanding thee best prices for the viewer.

They're obviously pretty sh1te at it mind, given IW prices are usually HIGHER than other retailers, however that's not to say they're not doing it, okay?

 

[cheeky chappie]

I’ve seen it all now.
Have a look at the IW price of this….
It’s worth no more than £30.

I can only assume they are doing what ResultCo said all those years ago about their range - pricing them ‘optimistically’ so the client can appear to offer enormous savings.

I truly think this is disgusting.

Can probably buy a dozen of them on Ali for £50.

 

[Muttley]

Sorry Hammy but you're wrong!!!

As the presenters love to allude to, and I for one believe them, they stand up for viewers in these meetings. Sometimes literally so, standing up, banging the table, demanding thee best prices for the viewer.

They're obviously pretty sh1te at it mind, given IW prices are usually HIGHER than other retailers, however that's not to say they're not doing it, okay?

I know that's true cos Ofthemasons, the shoppers champion, demands to sell at a low price to his valued customers and won't take no for an answer.

He told us this and I believe him.

Must go now as there are doctors outside with a straightjacket to take me away...

 

[Muttley]

Quote from Sally "it's got the quilting of Chanel, it's not Chanel". So why mention Chanel?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Because they are cocky and without penalty. They also treat the customers as fools and with complete contempt.

 

[EmmaP]

Quote from Sally "it's got the quilting of Chanel, it's not Chanel". So why mention Chanel?

Chanel 4 or 5