St Peter Simon selling the ladies mock croc navy bag....
he started off by saying it was rhumatic (????) and then of course we had the obligatory designer name tourettes
say in' THIS IS NOT A CHLOE... THIS IS NOT A CHLOE' (yes we can ****** well tell its not a chloe)
'there are many big designers, mischa, stella, alexander, sarah, all of those names that you have a connotation
with nicky row (???) inspired and created to turn a LADIED (?) and a gent who has sat there and you look at a
piece of leather and the only words are exquisite and design tastes and style'
'there is no pulpage (?) on this leather, there is no white residue'
(wot the hell is that? yuk)'the zip just glides across the BLAG' (think thats bag peter) ' the colour, the taste, the look,
its glamorous its exquisite its a really dramatic piece of leather, the leather is supreme, the design it comes no better,
the fusion'
WOT A LOAD OF OLD COBBLERS, THE TASTE, DOES HE GO ROUND LONDON RANDOMLY LICKING LADIES HANDBAGS FOR
THE DELICIOUS TASTE ON THE TUBE?