DF 'Its a great book to take to the toilet cos you can dip in and out of it' Julia's face was a picture. JR was not happy when DF showed a picture of Mr JR because he does not want his photo on the TV, well don't put his mug in the book then.
I thought you were going to say its a great book to take to the toilet because you can wipe your @rse with it if you run out of paper!