Jess Foley

[TheManWithNoName]

Jess goes on maternity leave in two weeks.

Hallelujah!

 

[Battiola73]

Let’s hope she takes the full length of maternity leave or better still doesn’t come back at all. Downside of that is we get more of Dimsy Lynsey

 

[rubia]

Let’s hope she takes the full length of maternity leave or better still doesn’t come back at all. Downside of that is we get more of Dimsy Lynsey

We can't win!

 

[TheManWithNoName]

We can't win!

They're still going to be a full time presenter short too - so it's only going to get worse. It means either someone like Cheralene or Vicky Gordon will be moved over from one of the other channels, or they'll employ another shrieking shouter with no gem knowledge, much like the short-lived Josie that they took on earlier this year.

 

[AndyW]

They're still going to be a full time presenter short too - so it's only going to get worse. It means either someone like Cheralene or Vicky Gordon will be moved over from one of the other channels, or they'll employ another shrieking shouter with no gem knowledge, much like the short-lived Josie that they took on earlier this year.

Morning! Just thought I'd pop in to say hello, in case there's some airtime going. I know how much you miss me. Lots of love.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Morning! Just thought I'd pop in to say hello, in case there's some airtime going. I know how much you miss me. Lots of love.
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Please god, no!

Thankfully, she seems to have vanished from Gems TV when they ditched the use of freelancers during the cuts

 

[Ant7t]

Me again. Having seen Jess 'gape' at DT's speech about pearls, I've decided, if my mouth opened 'that wide', I'd think I'd dislocated my jaw and call the Dr.

 

[Battiola73]

Me again. Having seen Jess 'gape' at DT's speech about pearls, I've decided, if my mouth opened 'that wide', I'd think I'd dislocated my jaw and call the Dr.

I really dislike it when they open their mouths so wide you can see their epiglottis. As my mum used to say you can see what she had for her dinner!

Always reminds me of the toothbrush advert where the cartoon character can ope his mouth 180degrees. Or the cartoon girl from the old Trio chocolate bar advert.

 

[Ant7t]

Always reminds me of the toothbrush advert where the cartoon character can ope his mouth 180degrees. Or the cartoon girl from the old Trio chocolate bar advert.

Can I shout TRIO, TRIO....... With a suitably small-ish mouth

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Me again. Having seen Jess 'gape' at DT's speech about pearls, I've decided, if my mouth opened 'that wide', I'd think I'd dislocated my jaw and call the Dr.

I wish I'd had a pound for every time she said "wow" at the Sakura Agate doughnut. The false shock thing really is tedious

 

[Ant7t]

I wish I'd had a pound for every time she said "wow" at the Sakura Agate doughnut. The false shock thing really is tedious

A variation. If they did a reverse auction of a pound off each time she gaped or 'false shocked', they'd be giving away, literally, the jewellery. OR that would stop her in her tracks from those reactions. She'd be losing money.

 

[AndyW]

Jess: We're saying it's peridot. Does it look like peridot to you?

Me: Yup.

 

[Battiola73]

Jess: We're saying it's peridot. Does it look like peridot to you?

Me: Yup.

Well you Jess should know if you’re selling it! Maybe it’s a new type of jade or pearl that you haven’t been told about. Might be an idea to do some prep before going live on air. Another clue? It’s called the Jillin Peridot Hour. Just saying.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Jess: We're saying it's peridot. Does it look like peridot to you?

Me: Yup.

Jess and Lindsey really need to record some of their own shows, watch them back, and see if they notice the amount of nonsense they come out with.

 

[Battiola73]

Ooh Hello, has she been put on show in the Gemporia Museum?

Is it her last day today before she goes on maternity leave

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Ooh Hello, has she been put on show in the Gemporia Museum?

Is it her last day today before she goes on maternity leave

It's absolutely tomorrow. Absolutely.

 

[Ant7t]

Well you Jess should know if you’re selling it! Maybe it’s a new type of jade or pearl that you haven’t been told about. Might be an idea to do some prep before going live on air. Another clue? It’s called the Jillin Peridot Hour. Just saying.

It's not a joke, but what's the difference between Jillin and Changbai? They are the same location, so said he in the lecture at the beginning? Is it just a case of a name change?? Changbai used to be the bee's knees back in the day.

 

[AndyW]

It's not a joke, but what's the difference between Jillin and Changbai? They are the same location, so said he in the lecture at the beginning? Is it just a case of a name change?? Changbai used to be the bee's knees back in the day.

None, I think. Same general location. These look quite yellow on screen though and Steve B bigged up the Changbai batch because of a more green tone in a quite narrow range.

 

[Ant7t]

None, I think. Same general location. These look quite yellow on screen though and Steve B bigged up the Changbai batch because of a more green tone in a quite narrow range.

I did a cursory search and the first one that came up in the list was Jake and gemporia. So I got bored.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

None, I think. Same general location. These look quite yellow on screen though and Steve B bigged up the Changbai batch because of a more green tone in a quite narrow range.

I've not seen any difference at all in colour between the Hunan, Changbai and Jilin.

Just more Gemporia BS to convince people they're getting the best of the best.