Expert advice from AY on last night's Mally TSV launch:-
'If you want to look like an
ordinary person, then just apply your
ordinary make-up BUT if you want to look like Jennifer Lopez or Angelina Jolie then buy this kit from Mally!'
But hang on, did Mally, any of the models or AY herself look like Jennifer or Angelina? Erm no.....
I literally, yes literally, sat there and thought to myself 'why am I listening to this mind-numbing drivel and if she mentions Jennifer flaming Lopez again or that Mally woman calls her "Miss Ally" I am LITERALLY switching off' :mysmilie_503:
20 seconds later off went the TV and I went to bed