Birthday event

[TheManWithNoName]

Is DT really selling a giant clam? Will wonders never cease with this man?

Dave Troth strikes me as the kind of guy that would sell his own gran for a fiver - but only after telling you her life story and putting 73 30-second clocks on air.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Unless he's providing the seafood for the birthday too.

If Jake see's it, I can assure you that seafood will not make it to being seen on air.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Carved Clam Shell. Just when you think you've seen it all. Lindsey's shocked face saying "How?" when the price drops from £1499.

How? Because these things wash up on the beach of Clacton-on-Sea day in, day out Lindsey.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Dave: "They're all selling out"

Really Dave? So why is it still showing as available?

 

[Ant7t]

Carved Clam Shell. Just when you think you've seen it all. Lindsey's shocked face saying "How?" when the price drops from £1499.

How? Because these things wash up on the beach of Clacton-on-Sea day in, day out Lindsey.

Just seen the bangle. Not one of their better showcases. It's rather boring isn't it. No fancy colours, not really, nor patterns. And the others, so far, are run of the mill. All 'carvings' seem to be almost cardboard cutouts. Like these mass produced items that there is only one of: they make a mould and pour resin in it over and over and over ....... And another thing. How many people walk around with a torch to 'glow' the jewellery? Imagine one of the most valuable items of jewellery on one of the richest people and 'they' say, hold on, I want to show you how it glows. My torch is in my pocket.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Well, considering he said "They're all selling out", not one single item sold out.........

Completely full of s**t that guy!

 

[Deasmum]

I really like Kate, so I was horrified by how easily she extolled the value of fissure filled rubies. I know several people who, trusting their claims, bought fissure filled rubies from Gemporia only to later learn that they are basically worthless.

 

[Ant7t]

Completely full of s**t that guy!

If needed, a laxative is taken orally to help 'the lower end'. He takes his as a suppository before each show. That makes it come out of 'the upper end'

 

[Ant7t]

I touched on this somewhere: maybe here, maybe not, but I'm adding. DT said yesterday he wasn't on Gems 'today'. I look, as I occasionally do, at the JM app. Guess whose on there? Yup. Him. And guess what? JM is also partaking in the 20th BD. So, that's GC, Gemporia and JM all 'celebrating' the birthday. Would either of the other two have JM BD all over the place on their birthday? I doubt it. Yes, I know it's all the one company, but that's not the point. Each individual 'part' was 'birthed' at a different time, so why should they all celebrate the same day? It's my birthday in January, my mother's in July and my brother's in December. I know what, I will have 'my' birthday three times a year. How stupid is that?

Doesn't take much to wind me up does it? Just mind where you stick the key.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

I was laughing looking at the absolute state of the carving when he finally showed it because without the torch you couldn’t make out anything at all. Pile of crud really. And yes, who in their right mind would carry a torch? Reminds me of Kieran on TJC selling Hyalite opal with a torch, ridiculous but same thing.

 

[Marietta]

I really like Kate, so I was horrified by how easily she extolled the value of fissure filled rubies. I know several people who, trusting their claims, bought fissure filled rubies from Gemporia only to later learn that they are basically worthless.

I don't trust any of them! However, I'll leave Jeff off that list. He tries to rise above the everyday negativity and just does his own thing. I wonder what he REALLY thinks though!

 

[Kit10]

I don't trust any of them! However, I'll leave Jeff off that list. He tries to rise above the everyday negativity and just does his own thing. I wonder what he REALLY thinks though!

He was one of my favourite presenters, but I rarely watch these days. I’m sure he must agree with the Party Line, otherwise he wouldn’t have come back after the redundancies.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

He was one of my favourite presenters, but I rarely watch these days. I’m sure he must agree with the Party Line, otherwise he wouldn’t have come back after the redundancies.

Everyone has bills to pay.

Jeff says just enough to keep his bosses happy without going down the route of patronising viewers by insulting their intelligence.

Unlike Jess Foley and Lindsey Carr, who are gobsmacked at everything they sell and have "never seen anything like it", "can't believe" what price its going to, and encourage everyone to buy the gold tone shite on screen because, without "giving investment advice", tell everyone to invest because one day it'll be worth more than Buckingham Palace.