Random musings and general banter.

cheeky chappie · Dec 17, 2024

Francy19 said:
Talking of darts, BBC has a Bullseye special over Christmas. Can’t beat a bit of bully

IN ONE!!!!!!! Do you need a cuppa first thing? Too lazy to get out of bed to make it? Let this teasmade take the strain!
IN TWO!!!!!! Where did I put the TV Times??? Never let that be a question again with this handy magazine rack!
IN THREE!!!! Do your tootsies get cold? Banish those chills forever with this giant heated slipper!

Take your time now lads, take your time.

That's black.
That's black.
BUT THAT'S RED NUMBER FIVE!
Congratulations, that's the six month subscription to Home Manure Maker, you're off lads, you're off!!!

Wanderer · Dec 17, 2024

Note a direct comp - £7.50 - https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/296534105?gQT=1

Wanderer · Dec 17, 2024

cheeky chappie said:
Congratulations, that's the six month subscription to Home Manure Maker, you're off lads, you're off!!!

Is that the magazine first published by a Swiss guy called Jacque?

Worldie04 · Dec 17, 2024

Jazzydrury said:
I thought shopping channels like QVC, use express delivery, this time of year why can’t IW

We tried it quite a few years ago (2010ish I seem to remember) and I think we ended up pissing off more customers than we satisfied. So, we stopped. That and the company was drowning again.

Jazzydrury · Dec 17, 2024

Worldie04 said:
We tried it quite a few years ago (2010ish I seem to remember) and I think we ended up pissing off more customers than we satisfied. So, we stopped. That and the company was drowning again.

Thanks

HughTwo · Dec 17, 2024

Of-the-Masons has a special at 9pm for anyone who missed out on Gammon "when it sold out".

Sold? They can't give it away.
Gammon are no more, they are an ex-Gammon

Wanderer · Dec 17, 2024

Clothes dryer - Sold out two weeks ago says Mike, funny Pedro had them just a few days ago or was a that different SKU?

Muttley · Dec 17, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Can't guarantee Christmas delivery Mike. If someone bought me that window cleaning brush as a present, they would get it shoved right up their arse, bristles first. Merry Christmas you bald, beautiful fella

I would shove it up there sideways, that would make their eyes water

galesgal57 · Dec 17, 2024

Muttley said:
I would shove it up there sideways, that would make their eyes water

Ooh I say!

Scraping the barrel · Dec 17, 2024

It’s not only those dryers full of hot air you bald buffoon

Scraping the barrel · Dec 17, 2024

He could make this very ‘watchable’ if he had the sense to write Aston Villa on that claret and blue board behind him… sorry,just thinking out loud

SiRich · Dec 17, 2024

I mean seriously, how the heck are you going to put a few bath towels in there like you can in a tumble dryer or on a heater airer.

Another bull-shtye pitch

Scraping the barrel · Dec 17, 2024

Now,I really wanna text in and ask him what happens to all the moisture from that hot air thingy…but I daren”t jus in case he says’I’ve got just the thing for that’

Scraping the barrel · Dec 17, 2024

HughTwo said:
Of-the-Masons has a special at 9pm for anyone who missed out on Gammon "when it sold out".

Sold? They can't give it away.
Gammon are no more, they are an ex-Gammon

What? They’ve got some more? Wow?
I’ve been getting all mine from Trevor of the Cotswolds! Ripping me off he was. A bit of a Gammon Baron in his manor.
Up yours Trevor,my friend Mike is on the case. Christmas sorted!!

Scraping the barrel · Dec 17, 2024

Nice pair of pouffes,but what are they selling?

Francy19 · Dec 17, 2024

No Masonic Mike, that toothbrush won’t clean between your teeth. You were selling a water flossed the other day to do precisely that so why claim a toothbrush can do it. You numpty

Francy19 · Dec 17, 2024

This is certified as incredible. What the f*ck’s that supposed to mean mikey boy??? Billy bulltsh*tter

Duke of Cheese · Dec 17, 2024

Captain Knowles on duty. Captain, do you know, the camera that you are assisting to sell is for sale for £34.99 with a 20% further reduction on Amazon as you are speaking about your £39.99 military clearance price being so wonderful? Captain, gather the men and Colour Sergeant Simon. In front rank, middle rank and rear rank order. Keep drummer boy Mason by your side. Do you know he feels music, Captain? You must deal with this threat from the Amazon warriors immediately. Now ask drummer boy Mason to reach for his trumpet. Tell him to spit boy, spit. Prepare the men for retail battle. Trolley Fire, Captain. I know you only came here to sell a fridge...

Francy19 · Dec 17, 2024

Quincy ?? Who the medical guy

Wanderer · Dec 17, 2024

Francy19 said:
Quincy ?? Who the medical guy

Cue the music...

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