Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

Cue the music...

Excellent

 

[exmothian]

IW clearance christophe duchamp Lugano on the website £399.Christophe Duchamp website£1,595 but if you enter gymgroup85 where it says enter coupon it brings it down to £245.Every little helps

 

[HughTwo]

Bit of tension between Of-the-Masons and Wing Commander Knowles there.

Knowles explaining how much a month it was to store footage from the security camera to the cloud - to be fair, giving product details.
Of-the-Masons snapped "you're not going to be paying anything a month, you'll just download it to your phone". Followed by awkward forced smiles.

Knowles will be getting damn good thrashing with a mobility cane.
How dare he tell viewers the truth.

 

[HughTwo]

Alright gang, if you like fragrances - you're going to freak at 9pm!

Don't tell us - they're going to send every viewer a free Gammon set.
Please no!!!!

 

[Wanderer]

 

[Francy19]

F*cking hell, Mike is buzzing, the fragrance deal of all deals. Wonder what exclusive and designer fragrance it will be answers on a postcard please

 

[Francy19]

Oh God no, not Gammon again. I am losing the will to live.

 

[Francy19]

Gonna watch a film on Netflix, cannot watch anymore IW today.

 

[Wanderer]

F*cking hell, Mike is buzzing, the fragrance deal of all deals. Wonder what exclusive and designer fragrance it will be answers on a postcard please

Probably not politically correct, but the chant could be changed as it sounds similar

 

[Wanderer]

Gonna watch a film on Netflix, cannot watch anymore IW today.

Repeat of Call The Midwife festive special from 2021 beckons....

 

[galesgal57]

F*cking hell, Mike is buzzing, the fragrance deal of all deals. Wonder what exclusive and designer fragrance it will be answers on a postcard please

Women lose their minds when they smell Gammon according to Mike. Nothing says sexy and sensuous like bankrupt stock.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Colour Sergeant Simon, Okay? Remove yourself from the petticoats of the rest of the old procedures ridden women, fall the men in and call the roll...And Colour Sergeant Simon...NEVER mislead a shopping battalion again on my Vostok watch... Do you understand me? Right, Lieutenant Knowles....Drummer Boy Mason .. I am removing you from the Ideal Battalion forthwith for crimes against retail music in battle. You will join the 5th Electrical Karaoke Division immediately...Do you understand, Mason..I feels, I do, Sir...Now get out of my sight.

 

[Samki]

Quincy ?? Who the medical guy

I feel it’s another dig at the forum - Quincy is a name that is used in here. Cheeky tw•ts

 

[Wanderer]

Captain Knowles on duty. Captain, do you know, the camera that you are assisting to sell is for sale for £34.99 with a 20% further reduction on Amazon as you are speaking about your £39.99 military clearance price being so wonderful? Captain, gather the men and Colour Sergeant Simon. In front rank, middle rank and rear rank order. Keep drummer boy Mason by your side. Do you know he feels music, Captain? You must deal with this threat from the Amazon warriors immediately. Now ask drummer boy Mason to reach for his trumpet. Tell him to spit boy, spit. Prepare the men for retail battle. Trolley Fire, Captain. I know you only came here to sell a fridge.

I think Knowles is on the British side tbh, where OvZerMasons sounds rather Germanic..... I could certainly see a German Officer sporting that dastardly beard.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Give it up, Drummer Boy Mason… People don’t want to buy cheap scent that they associate more with beans and chips than spraying on their genitals…

Also, aren’t they supposed to tell you that they are now selling bankrupt stock? Regardless…Gammon has certainly had what’s on the plate below…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Bit of tension between Of-the-Masons and Wing Commander Knowles there.

Knowles explaining how much a month it was to store footage from the security camera to the cloud - to be fair, giving product details.
Of-the-Masons snapped "you're not going to be paying anything a month, you'll just download it to your phone". Followed by awkward forced smiles.

Knowles will be getting damn good thrashing with a mobility cane.
How dare he tell viewers the truth.

They don’t want to employ people who relate facts. They want the complete BS merchants. No place for Earnest Transparency on here. Only as a fake text customer.

Oh for God’s sake - somebody buy some of this Gammon shyte FOR NO OTHER REASON than to just stop that boring, egotistical sod Mason going on about his wretched musical tastes, and about his tedious life in general. The frightening thing is he DOES genuinely believe he is musically gifted. If indeed he is, he is certainly keeping it well hidden on-air. That’s what will give me nightmares tonight - him singing to me.

 

[Wanderer]

They don’t want to employ people who relate facts. They want the complete BS merchants. No place for Earnest Transparency on here. Only as a fake text customer.

Oh for God’s sake - somebody buy some of this Gammon shyte FOR NO OTHER REASON than to just stop that boring, egotistical sod Mason going on about his wretched musical tastes, and about his tedious life in general. The frightening thing is he DOES genuinely believe he is musically gifted. If indeed he is, he is certainly keeping it well hidden on-air. That’s what will give me nightmares tonight - him singing to me.

I feels music I does....

 

[Battiola73]

Talking of darts, BBC has a Bullseye special over Christmas. Can’t beat a bit of bully

Wonder if the star prize will be a speedboat?

 

[Battiola73]

Women lose their minds when they smell Gammon according to Mike. Nothing says sexy and sensuous like bankrupt stock.

I think I might prefer the smell of the good old bacon sarnie.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I feels music I does....

Essentially, watching that, his act hasn’t changed in 25 years. It’s just got more cerebrally threadbare and facially much hairier. I never watched that channel so it’s an expected surprise to see him doing exactly what he’s doing now all those years ago.