Random musings and general banter.

[Samki]

Can't guarantee Christmas delivery Mike. If someone bought me that window cleaning brush as a present, they would get it shoved right up their arse, bristles first. Merry Christmas you bald, beautiful fella

I was thinking the same thing

 

[Jazzydrury]

I thought shopping channels like QVC, use express delivery, this time of year why can’t IW

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You wonder if they have sold anything at all during the entire event? I genuinely am yet to see anything you would be prepared to be paid by them to take off their hands.

50 magic sponges for £10.99 on Amazon. Mason said Ideal World would charge £50 for 50 if it wasn’t a clearance sale. The best method to tell the truth on there is to take a vow of silence.

 

[Wanderer]

Can't guarantee Christmas delivery Mike. If someone bought me that window cleaning brush as a present, they would get it shoved right up their arse, bristles first. Merry Christmas you bald, beautiful fella

So they'd get a clean sweep......

 

[Wanderer]

You wonder if they have sold anything at all during the entire event? I genuinely am yet to see anything you would be prepared to be paid by them to take off their hands.

50 magic sponges for £10.99 on Amazon. Mason said Ideal World would charge £50 for 50 if it wasn’t a clearance sale. The best method to tell the truth on there is to take a vow of silence.

Wow, so when I got 30 on Ali for less than £2 it was a clearance bargain at an incorrect price, right Charl....

 

[Samki]

You wonder if they have sold anything at all during the entire event? I genuinely am yet to see anything you would be prepared to be paid by them to take off their hands.

50 magic sponges for £10.99 on Amazon. Mason said Ideal World would charge £50 for 50 if it wasn’t a clearance sale. The best method to tell the truth on there is to take a vow of silence.

They really can’t help themselves. Appalling behaviour

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nothing is checkable for previous alleged prices some of this garbage was sold for previously. You would need to be very disorientated or very drunk, or both, to part with £20 for one of those vile solar light lanterns.

 

[Wanderer]

Lol, Mike Just said "Ideal World viewer", so singular.

His mum/dad or the goddess maybe?

 

[Battiola73]

Is Foghorn on a double shift.

I think we have fog forecast tonight so she may be needed to warn ships off the rocks in Cornwall.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

As far as I can recall those awful lanterns and magic sponges were sold at this price quite some time ago…in another unbelievable ‘event’…if they get any cheaper Moyke you will be paying us to have them,and even then think I would graciously refuse..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

God, no… Gammon coming up… They must absolutely desperate to try to shift it.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Just a thought,I wonder if I rubbed Mike with a magic sponges he would disappear..worth a try

 

[Battiola73]

The thing is, unlike QVC, they didn't actually have any Christmas buildup or any focus upon selling festive items in a remotely serious manner. Basically, from what I've seen this morning and the last few nights, they are back to selling the very stuff they started out with, which calls into question again, what exactly do the owners of this channel see its purpose for? Certainly not to sell anything decent.

Maybe just to buy tat for pennies and sell at an inflated price in pounds. Ve seen better stuff in Jumble sales.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Gammon! Blimey I’ve been in every fragrance shop in town trying to hunt it down but no luck.
This means a/ its so popular that you can’t get it for love nor money OR b/ nobody stocks this ..
Answers on a postcard please.

 

[Battiola73]

I had it on in the background earlier and there was a fold up clothes/linen basket, oh no no not only is it that, it is apparently somewhere to store your paper files and folders , and by all accounts scoop up garden leaves.

Yeah IW Presenter, and that Santa hat you're wearing , combined with a Tesco carrier bag, doubles up as a camping portable genitals washer!

There is no limit to the amount of desperate crap they will come out with to get a sale.

This reminds me of a course I went on in the 1970s. One part was in a team marketing a battery powered toothbrush and what else it could be used for other than cleaning your teeth. Putting shoe polish on, cleaning silver and my suggestion getting poo off the long hair on a dog’s bum. Didn’t go down well the trainers though. I might have got a job with IW if it’d been around then

 

[Wanderer]

I think we have fog forecast tonight so she may be needed to warn ships off the rocks in Cornwall.

Here she is in action...

 

[Wanderer]

Ooh, I need a scrubber......

 

[Gooner1963]

Look at the state of that scrubber box absolute amateurs & why does Mason of the morons always have a finite amount of stock

 

[cheeky chappie]

Just had a thought if all the products are going to sell out as quoted by all the presenters how come they are having to have a clearance event?? You would have thought they wouldn’t have any stock left Dozy tw*ts. Christ what is Salleh wearing

To be fair, they pretty much did sell out of most items. So much so, they had to pop round to their usual wholesaler for more stock.

 

[Wanderer]

Just a thought,I wonder if I rubbed Mike with a magic sponges he would disappear..worth a try

Wouldn't that make him Magic Mike......