Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

Essentially, watching that, his act hasn’t changed in 25 years. It’s just got more cerebrally threadbare and facially much hairier. I never watched that channel so it’s an expected surprise to see him doing exactly what he’s doing now all those years ago.

Nothing changes.....

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Cheap tribute scents and bath mats to soak in overflow from dangling crevices…How do these people face that soulless job each night? £500 a shift…Ah…I see..

Laughing Boy asking people he is targeting to buy £10 bath mats how many bathrooms they have? Probably inadvertently thinking about the presenters’ houses.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yiannis has just told the viewers not to read the forum

 

[Wanderer]

Yiannis has just told the viewers not to read the forum

Must mean we are having effects....

The more comments, the more Google will pick up and index.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I thought I heard him say that, but then I didn’t believe I’d heard it..

 

[Wanderer]

I thought I heard him say that, but then I didn’t believe I’d heard it..

Situation normal - not believing what they say.....

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sad really…Because a quality Turkish rug is a work of art…And you get a free tea for looking at one when you are out there…

 

[HughTwo]

Cheap tribute scents and bath mats to soak in overflow from dangling crevices…How do these people face that soulless job each night? £500 a shift…Ah…I see..

Laughing Boy asking people he is targeting to buy £10 bath mats how many bathrooms they have? Probably inadvertently thinking about the presenters’ houses.

Pedro regularly mentions a "downstairs loo" - usually when suggesting places you might place some ornament, have a do-buy air freshener, wear a watch, smear Emu Balm in private or spray Gammon.

I'm sure he doesn't have more than one convenience in his tiny hovel

 

[Battiola73]

Essentially, watching that, his act hasn’t changed in 25 years. It’s just got more cerebrally threadbare and facially much hairier. I never watched that channel so it’s an expected surprise to see him doing exactly what he’s doing now all those years ago.

Once a pratt, always a pratt.

 

[Wanderer]

Pedro regularly mentions a "downstairs loo" - usually when suggesting places you might place some ornament, have a do-buy air freshener, wear a watch, smear Emu Balm in private or spray Gammon.

I'm sure he doesn't have more than one convenience in his tiny hovel

I heard it was down the bottom of the garden!

 

[Battiola73]

WILTY (would I lie to you) Torchy Morgan selling a naff black bag. I see that they’re now stating the comparison price under the description. Then the Ideal World price under that. Nothing to show what it’s actually being compared to.

Now an Eon watch with same thing. Only comparison price I can see online is TJC, so in other words same company.

 

[HughTwo]

Funny to hear Of-the-Masons and his "we can't guarantee Christmas delivery but we aim to" bluster.

Kevski the other night kept repeating he used Royal Mail - that's even worse.
To coin a phrase "good luck if you get it".

Jannis Morgan now claiming people are fighting for solar watches

He will never lie to you - until he opens his mouth

 

[Niwa]

Wonder if the star prize will be a speedboat?

The Bullseye special is on ITV1 on Sunday 22/12 presented by Freddo Flintstone.
In the promo trailer I've seen a few times he is actually polishing a speedboat!

 

[Niwa]

Torchy doing Heritor watches for £199.99.
He says they are made with a Heritor designed movement and 23 jewels.
He shows the back of the watch and you can see it says 24 jewels and NH35R.
He also says many Swiss watches in the thousands only have 11 jewels.
What a bunch of conmen those Swiss watch makers must be!