I see it’s Pippa’s turn to wear the comedy glasses!! Changed channel as soon as I saw the word menopause. One day last week I inadvertently watched some of the menopause show. I was doing some baking in the kitchen, and half watching the morning show. Without realising, the top of the hour came, and on came menopause your way. I’d left the tv remote on the kitchen table and couldn’t be bothered to walk over to fetch it. Pippa is sat with a ‘panel’ most of who looked too young for the menopause, so just sat nodding wisely. ‘I’m nine years into my peri menopause!’ shrieked Pippa (WHAT??) Admiring looks from her coven. Then she says something about the days when her hormones are ‘raging’. That all ties in nicely with the overpriced supliments she’s flogging. Next comes some sort of heated pad. Apparently since she’s heading into the menopause, she suffers with the most painful and debilitating periods, and needs to sit with a hot water bottle on her stomach,which again ties in nicely with the flogging of the heated pad thing. More admiration from the coven. The next guest appears remotely on the screen behind her, flogging what looks like a cross between a mini pad and an instrument of torture, which when worn against your undercarriage, appears to administer electric shocks to the nether regions. In time, this will stop you pi££ing yourself. None of the panel admits to having this particular problem, not even Pippa herself! At this point I suddenly could be bothered to walk across the kitchen to retrieve the remote, and watched a repeat of Homes under the Hammer instead.
