Random musings/no argument zone

[Wirral70]

Dear Mr Sherlock, please can you invent a partner to talk about, Peter Simon with his Bet, MeMike with his L/G, may I suggest that his first name maybe *snigger* Holmes ...

I think Paul Burrell* would be perfect for Schlock.

*he used to be HM The Queen's Butler but you might not be aware of that, he rarely mentions it (much like Schlock never mentions where he's 'worked').

 

[Wirral70]

I'm glad I don't live in the Newmarket area, I wouldn't want them as neighbours.

Indeed Muttley, no wonder all the surrounding houses have laid empty for some 5 years :mysmilie_59:

 

[Keep Going]

Ha! Mike the know all about nowt is having a few probs remembering the telephone number he has said last night and tonight 0904.........0911......He is probably getting it confused with his landlady's B&B telephone number.

Watching is pure car crash but I would miss it if he wasn't on TV.

Mike trying to cut jeans "it goes straight through" whilst trying to force it to cut denim, superb thanks Mike Denim :mysmilie_8:

 

[Wirral70]

Ha! Mike the know all about nowt is having a few probs remembering the telephone number he has said last night and tonight 0904.........0911......He is probably getting it confused with his landlady's B&B telephone number.

Watching is pure car crash but I would miss it if he wasn't on TV.

Mike trying to cut jeans "it goes straight through" whilst trying to force it to cut denim, superb thanks Mike Denim :mysmilie_8:

I hope he dosen't have a small accident, that would be awful :mysmilie_59:

 

[Dave]

Ha! Mike the know all about nowt is having a few probs remembering the telephone number he has said last night and tonight 0904.........0911......He is probably getting it confused with his landlady's B&B telephone number.

Watching is pure car crash but I would miss it if he wasn't on TV.

Mike trying to cut jeans "it goes straight through" whilst trying to force it to cut denim, superb thanks Mike Denim :mysmilie_8:

There's nothing more delightful when a demo goes wrong. Mike saying these trimmer cutters fly through the denim, while trying to force them through and failing. A lovely close up and they were well and truly stuck. Priceless, once again Mikey - we congratulate you.:mysmilie_15:

 

[Dave]

Schlock pong - divine floral notes...... I always wondered what B.S smells like.

 

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Mike the smelly expert rabbiting on with his sidekick plastic Peter the Orange, Mike standing like a nodding dog :mysmilie_1: Utterly clueless its like a sketch.....taking the MIKE :movie:

Mike "I've really tried to study" Oh well not to worry god apparently loves a trier Mike......

 

[Wirral70]

Good grief, Schlock looks even more orange now.



He has those giveaway dirty looking knuckles.

 

[Dave]

Mike the smelly expert rabbiting on with his sidekick plastic Peter the Orange, Mike standing like a nodding dog :mysmilie_1: Utterly clueless its like a sketch.....taking the MIKE :movie:

Mike "I've really tried to study" Oh well not to worry god apparently loves a trier Mike......

I think we are watching TV history in the making ladies and gentlemen I present "the two stooges".

 

[haribo]

Sherlock is just vile isn't he. I have never seen anyone love themself that much.

He reminds me of when Harry Enfield used to do an impression of Dr Hilary Jones and would just touch his own face.

 

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Oh woo hoo get Peter the Orange....."Normal women on a normal wage" nice way to talk about your potential customers.....So humans are not unique individual or rare unlike his gunk he is trying to sell.

 

[loubylou]

Laughed out loud earlier at bottom of screen it said shylock is a professional perfume expert if selling perfume in selfridges harrods etc qualifies you as a professional perfume expert then myfriend who works on a make up counter can call herself a make up artist!

Evening all btw

 

[Greg]

What a pair of dodgy market traders! :down:

 

[Dave]

Laughed out loud earlier at bottom of screen it said shylock is a professional perfume expert if selling perfume in selfridges harrods etc qualifies you as a professional perfume expert then myfriend who works on a make up counter can call herself a make up artist!

Evening all btw

Evenin - have you got a late note?

 

[loubylou]

Do i need one dave? ps if that ecotan makes you go oompa loompa like shylock no thanks!

 

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Schlock showing us a photoshop pic of some old dear ...ok ok ok Mary Wilson holding his bottle of his divine Castrol parfum :mysmilie_59:

 

[Dave]

Do i need one dave? ps if that ecotan makes you go oompa loompa like shylock no thanks!

Just being polite!!
I turned the brightness down to almost zero and his outline is still there. It must be the radioactive ingredients.:mysmilie_8:

 

[haribo]

Sorry if this offends but....what kind of moron buys a perfume that they have no opportunity to smell first?

 

[loubylou]

She's prob just had it shoved at her for the pic poor shylock thinks she genuinely likes it oh and that LARGE pic of his face on the screen is scaring me

 

[Dave]

Sorry if this offends but....what kind of moron buys a perfume that they have no opportunity to smell first?

Ah hemm - almost if not all of the ladies watching! (I use the term loosely).