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Gollum was just reminiscing about his past skiing holidays. Imagine spending thousands on a nice trip in Klosters only for Mason to turn up?

'Wotcha guvnar, larrrvely bit a kit ya ave der'

He'd end up having the resort to himself, the guests would ski out of there quicker than the Milk Tray Man.

Did he say he was good at that too?
 
Sally did not look a happy bunny at all when Mike "The Man In Black" Mason crept up behind her in the last 30 seconds of her stint and just stood there saying nothing. What a strange man he is.
 
Sally did not look a happy bunny at all when Mike "The Man In Black" Mason crept up behind her in the last 30 seconds of her stint and just stood there saying nothing. What a strange man he is.

I think he seems a bit deflated tonight, not quite as gobby as usual.

I'm sure Kiri will cheer him up.
 
James Russell offers an eloquent description of Philip Mercier, the lights are dimmed and soft music is playing - 'as you would expect from the name of Mercier it has meticulous craftsmanship and precision mechanism'. Or 'as soon as you utter those words, that brand name of Fileep Muuurseeyay it conjures images of style and quality'.

Argos are really missing a trick by selling the exact same tatt but just branding it 'Constant'.
 
James Russell offers an eloquent description of Philip Mercier, the lights are dimmed and soft music is playing - 'as you would expect from the name of Mercier it has meticulous craftsmanship and precision mechanism'. Or 'as soon as you utter those words, that brand name of Fileep Muuurseeyay it conjures images of style and quality'.

Argos are really missing a trick by selling the exact same tatt but just branding it 'Constant'.
There's a review of a Philip Mercier watch on Amazon. The reviewer says the quality is so poor that it broke taking it out of the box.
Go for it James -'absolutely go for it!'
 
There's a review of a Philip Mercier watch on Amazon. The reviewer says the quality is so poor that it broke taking it out of the box.
Go for it James -'absolutely go for it!'

To describe them the way he does is preposterous, it is a generic white label cheapie as proven by Argos and their 'Constant' range. Theres nothing really wrong with such products but to comment on the 'craftsmanship and brand' is ridiculous. I honestly think he gets a kick out of the BS, he almost seems to smirk.

Enjoy it while you can James
 

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