Mommabear
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Gollum was just reminiscing about his past skiing holidays. Imagine spending thousands on a nice trip in Klosters only for Mason to turn up?
'Wotcha guvnar, larrrvely bit a kit ya ave der'
He'd end up having the resort to himself, the guests would ski out of there quicker than the Milk Tray Man.
Did he say he was good at that too?