I loved when they sold a mop'n'bucket... then 10mins later sold a steamcleaner, with the crux of the pitch being that mops are filthy and unsafe for kids.
It's much like when Shocked Face berates 'Celeb Fragrances' when he is lucky enough to have a brand we have actually heard of only to then enthuse about such perfume classics as Jade Goody's 'Controversial' (£4.99 in Fragrance Direct :grin.