Haha I've only recently 'discovered' him after I tuned in while he was cremating an egg. It was love at first sight :wink: I reckon he's from the same family as Wayne. He's apparently a pro chef self taught and he's my kinda fella
I really hope they never bring that Wayne back. Perhaps they could poach Paul Brodle from IW or get that Ainsley Harriott in . He would be good for a laugh.
Aha I see what you did there Greg :mysmilie_59:
I am developing a grudging respect for justin hazell.
For a man who provides little to no entertainment value, i could never accuse him of misleading me over an item.
He is always clear about what something realistically does.
Why did she keep pronouncing it 'Nuit Dior'?Here we go again. It's the expensive, expensive, expensive mantra with some JPD Nuit D'or.
She just screamed like a banshee 'this is like walking into that 5 star hotel in London with your chauffeur dropping you off, getting out with your very expensive luggage with your Butler taking you up to your room, you walking in with that huge chandelier, you've got the most magnificent fur coat on'.
It worked though, she sold out of 95!
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Why did she keep pronouncing it 'Nuit Dior'?
She was in total overdrive during that presentation and was burned out for the next item ,a Klaus Kobec watch which sold virtually nowt.
Mr Shiny Face seems to be usurping Shameless Sherlock as the 'fragrance expert'.
Shiny Face is soon to reveal some of the names of his (ex?) famous clients. Nothing like a teaser eh?
Gotta give it to Sally though, she's usually good with clothes and beauty. She shifted 95 bottles at £30 all in, the other day Gollum had a similar quantity of it and didn't sell 10. In fact even Schlock struggled to shift it.
The mark up on 95 bottles of that crap at £30 a pop must be astronomical.
I'm sure the mark up is excellent , but I bet it's nothing compared to the mark up on the unbranded knick-knacks from the Far East which now comprise the majority of the items offered.
I'm pleased to see my nickname of 'Split Ends' seems to have caught on, urr did you see her slicking that oil through her hair!?!
Kiri, you're a lovely looking girl, BUT PLEASE WASH AND CUT YOUR HAIR AND WASH YOUR FACE!
Oh sorry I forgot it was Kerry now, not Kiri. Kerry Blood, lol.
I don't get that look she's just scruffy and that hair does nothing for her at all.
Split Ends is looking particularly brassy tonight.
Oi, you leave kerry blare alone.
She has a difficult tuesday evening watching sally and mike talk utter nonsense.
Atleast we can turn the telly off... the poor lass is stuck there
I'm pleased to see my nickname of 'Split Ends' seems to have caught on, urr did you see her slicking that oil through her hair!?!
Kiri, you're a lovely looking girl, BUT PLEASE WASH AND CUT YOUR HAIR AND WASH YOUR FACE!