Random musings/no argument zone

[merryone]

Saw a demo for those "alarms" and they said how you can use them on cupboards indoors, like the ones containing the biscuits and sweets etc, only there's a massive on/switch that a four year old could suss out let alone a fully grown literate adult who fancies a biscuit! In fact Mr burglar could switch the damn thing off in seconds the switch is so visible!

 

[Wirral70]

Saw a demo for those "alarms" and they said how you can use them on cupboards indoors, like the ones containing the biscuits and sweets etc, only there's a massive on/switch that a four year old could suss out let alone a fully grown literate adult who fancies a biscuit! In fact Mr burglar could switch the damn thing off in seconds the switch is so visible!

Bod sold them earlier today, you could be forgiven for thinking he was selling an entirely different product to the one Gollum is selling now.

He didn't even sell them as a burglar alarm but rather an alert system and he was totally honest about how loud they actually are past 3 foot.

Gollum really is shameless.

 

[Wirral70]

It looks like Neil came straight from his shift at The Travelodge.

 

[merryone]

I predict that the deal of the day is going to be some god awful paper thin throw, otherwise a colour changing useless piece of plastic! Quick get your ideas in, there's only five mins to go!

 

[Ali Kamman]

Currently on screen: "James Russel next". They can't even spell their presenter's name right! Talk about useless...

 

[deedee]

Rustproof colour changing frying pan which you can also use for warming your bed!

 

[Wirral70]

I predict that the deal of the day is going to be some god awful paper thin throw, otherwise a colour changing useless piece of plastic! Quick get your ideas in, there's only five mins to go!

Could it be a selection of Guy Kean's attractive beige and grey suits? Or a tape of his chant '0904 0904 0904'

But no, it's a Macadamia Hair Care set, no doubt to appear in a Poundland near you very soon.

 

[merryone]

Hey, at least it's the TK Maxx version!

 

[merryone]

:song:"It's shite Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it - Bull shittin' across the universe etc etc!"

 

[Wirral70]

:song:"It's shite Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it - Bull shittin' across the universe etc etc!"

What kind of price was it is TK Maxx, £2?

 

[merryone]

Actually quite expensive, but add on the postage here and you'll save nothing apart from a trip to the shops!

 

[Wirral70]

Actually quite expensive, but add on the postage here and you'll save nothing apart from a trip to the shops!

I'm always wary when it isn't immediately obvious what brand a product is, and that they don't tell you on the website.

It kind of gives them Carte Blanche to shyster :mysmilie_59:

 

[mr tom]

I love how they try to emphasise what big brands they have.... and then how they change their tone when they actually have a legitimate brand on.

 

[mr tom]

Breaking news!!!!

Kiri bloore wears black during shift

Neil james russell does jewellery showcase

 

[Wirral70]

Breaking news!!!!

Kiri bloore wears black during shift

Neil james russell does jewellery showcase

From this point forward I refuse to call her Kiri until she wears some colour.

She's now Kerry as far as I'm concerned, as in Katona.

 

[mr tom]

From this point forward I refuse to call her Kiri until she wears some colour.

She's now Kerry as far as I'm concerned, as in Katona.

knows everything about fashion.... wears one colour

 

[Wirral70]

knows everything about fashion.... wears one colour

Kerry Blood. Fashion Consultant to Kathy Burke.

Listen to the music they're playing, it's hysterical. I could imagine The Dirty Peter and Bet listening to it on their Gramophone.

 

[Pola]

Are they showing quantities tonight or are they not shifting anything? Haven't seen anything on screen yet.

Sandalwood watch. Ugliest watch I've seen on Bid, and that's saying something.

Bad lighting making Kiri look like a panda. And she still hasn't had a shower.

 

[Pola]

It's back! They are showing quantity left on some nasty earrings!

 

[Pola]

James just called a necklace and some earrings 'costume jewellery'.

*faints*