Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Creepy and Hayley aren’t married always thought they were

 

[Deleted member 21838]

To each other?

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Wonderful to see the resident Shop Extra beauty expert, Tim Britton returning to air. Beauty?? Fitness, wasn’t it??? Or was it watches? He is the very glue that holds us together.. Wonderful to see the interchangeable expert, Tim Britton returning to air..

 

[Jazzydrury]

To each other?

Yeah

And the new Collagen Expert is Tim Britton

 

[Hammy60]

Dr Tim the new Collagen expert. Christ they should just rename the channel to IW mark 3.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Next…Resident heating consultant…Professor Peter Van Bigendgorne with Scientific Ceramics… You couldn’t make it up. But don’t worry - they can.. Next.. Technology Expert Jenny O’ Treadmill with Hyde Park Speakers..

 

[Jazzydrury]

Dr Tim the new Collagen expert. Christ they should just rename the channel to IW mark 3.

It’s cliche

 

[Hammy60]

I think he was trying to say, it sounds like one those numbers, ud ring for things like Babestation

Got two questions.

1.Why would Shaun know Babestation's number?

and

2.Why would Shaun be watching Babestation?

 

[Hammy60]

Wonder how long it will be before Hayley states every month she has multiple Flexi buy payments on her credit card?

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Well… There‘s a question? What’s the term? Same ****, different channel…?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Looking at the schedules Hayley Sparkes is the beauty expert

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Dr. Britton is a very convincing skincare expert…That’s when them women have that menopause thang…Can anyone apply to appear as anything??

 

[Deleted member 21838]

James Corden duplicate? Is he back yet?

 

[Hammy60]

So is this NuMii Collagen just so QVC can have Proto-col ,exclusive and Shop Extra have the same stuff but labelled as NuMii?

 

[Jazzydrury]

They bang on about the club, more than create do

 

[Deleted member 21838]

We are hugely, hugely busy. Do you think I sailed down the Orinoco on a sixpence??

 

[Jazzydrury]

You must join the club, Martyn Parker says

 

[Deleted member 21838]

I certainly wouldn’t be a member of a club he is a member of.. Member being the the optimum word..

 

[Hammy60]

Looking at the schedules Hayley Sparkes is the beauty expert

Strangely i quite liked Hayley, maybe her smile, should never have got involved with these shysters.

Always laughed when she was on cooking shows, being a veggie, you could tell she wasn't 100% happy with all the meat products being cooked in front of her, she'd put on the smile but the mask slipped every now and then and you could clearly see on her face she wasn't entirely comfortable.

 

[Hammy60]

We are hugely, hugely busy. Do you think I sailed down the Orinoco on a sixpence??

One good thing is that, seeing the web site isn't linked to the shows, we're not getting the usual constant check out your basket pleas.