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cheeky chappie said:
Brilliant!

Can I have a teeny bit of praise for coming up with the (& pay) between Shop and Extra? Plus a share of any royalties :)
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Flexi-praise: 4 easy instalments of 'it', 'made', 'me', and 'lol' — plus p&p.

Sorry btw - I'd edit the post to add credit in but I can't. For anyone unaware: Cheeky Chappie came up with "shop and pay extra".
 
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cheeky chappie said:
Brilliant!

Can I have a teeny bit of praise for coming up with the (& pay) between Shop and Extra? Plus a share of any royalties :)
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You can have a lot of praise from me, I totally missed that🤣🤣🤣.

cheeky chappie said:
I've just had the results back from the DNA kit I bought from Shop & Pay Extra ...




... They state Peter Simon is my DAD!!!

... and Paul Beque's my MUM!!!

... Peter Volleyball's a cousin!!!

... Sally's my sister!!!
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I know a good therapist if you need one🤔
 
Cyril in Orpington faxes in. He has been watching Ideal Extra since the end of the Punic Wars. Later, he was one of the last defenders still stood standing at Rorke’s Drift. His wife Ermentrude has purchased 375 Vostok Europe timepieces for him since 1911. He has watched every King of Parsley, Kevin Reynolds’s, televisual broadcast since DER closed down in 1780. So much is he a Vostok convert, he is now an independent watch retailer on Lycos The Black Dog Auctions.. He ditched his renowned Timex collection in favour of Vostok Europe. Marvellous…
 
Nice to see Bissel Bev was back earlier this evening.

Do love Bev. She's always had integrity. At least she did until this evening when it went up in steam ;)

For a woman who always made a big deal about how "i wouldn't put her name to just any old cordless vac, carpet washer, iron, or steam mop" the plastic-fantastic, shonky, no-brand steam contraption she was shilling (when she wasn't getting tangled up in its miles of in-flexible white cable) makes Beldray seem like Dyson.

"The most important watch we've had in 20 years", says Shaun.

On a channel that's not even a month old.

…And is just another watch that looks like every other Vostok watch.
 
He is happy to "use" Ideal when it suits

The tablet appears locked away now and being fed the emails in his ear

Emmintley sensible and a sign of an awake producer but also dull

GTLS TUBE fans are having a whale of a Monday evening

Kevski

"I don't think the owners really understood what 10 % off means..... I really don't...."

Talk about really inspiring confidence
 
Are they in a different studio for this kitchen show? It looks a lot roomier than the shed the watch show just aired from.

Screenshot 2023-09-04 at 21.08.48.jpg
 
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What did the Queen of Unctuousness say this evening? ”The Stock is All The Stock We Have.”???

Dear Shaun and Kevin,

Is there any chance of a Vostok Europe timepiece tribute to the halcyon days of bicycle manufacturing in the great old city of Nottingham’s early 1930s’ German division… Many a Nuremberg Raleigh was built there and survived the decades ahead…Erm….well…er…some erm…yes, er…screen lag…Well, thank you, Lou Steeth, for that wonderful email…While you’re there Shaun, can you ring the Kremlin and ask is Len in? I’m sure Kevin and Igor will follow those points up for you…Ban THAT IP NUMBER…
 

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