Random musings and general banter.

[harrytumkins]

And the email I sent is read out 19 minutes after sent heavily edited

They have received ONE email in 20 minutes then

 

[Herring]

Hes probably In bed with bet as we speak

Let's hope she's kissing his anorak. He deserves that at least.

(I never understood that "punchline" of his )

 

[User 23988]

Tumbleweed Tv

 

[Herring]

Have to agree this is quite slow going (even for Shop Extra standards). Makes the old IW Luggie shows seem chaotic by comparison.

Edit: I spoke too soon! It's livened up! They're putting on clip-on earrings and they're so cheap looking. This is more like it. The kind of stuff TJC would have in a £1 Smackdown hour being schmoooozingly presented as sheer luxury by Den. This is like that shopping TV sketch on French & Saunders when she shows the earrings and her ears are all green from wearing them.

 

[Jazzydrury]

They look like something, you would win on a Pier, for collecting so many tickets on the machines

 

[harrytumkins]

Christmas might be optimistic based on tonight

 

[Herring]

Presentation is ON POINT.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Lynn put in earrings, her hair was hiding them, Den said youre hair is in the way

 

[Jazzydrury]

This channel is so low rent

 

[User 23988]

Can Den please speed up?
It’s like watching paint dry

 

[Herring]

This channel is so low rent

And we thanks the gods for it.

 

[Herring]

"We will only ever be honest" - says Den.

ASA might need to probe that claim!

 

[User 23988]

It’s basically to old dears having a natter over the garden fence

 

[Herring]

One of my favourite things from IW was when a presenter would get cut off while waffling about about what was coming up in the next show at the end of the last one – and it just happened to Den.

*chefs kiss*

Something else to mark off my shonky selly telly bingo card...

 

[Keep Going]

What I would give to have Pedro Simone on Ideal Shop World Extra doing the "quick picks" segment.....

Pedro Asking "the gallery" why the picks hasnt got a R in it like R'bet....Pedro and his quick pri......Slap my thigh kiss my anorak, Bring back IW.

 

[Herring]

What I would give to have Pedro Simone on Ideal Shop World Extra doing the "quick picks" segment.....

Pedro Asking "the gallery" why the picks hasnt got a R in it like R'bet....Pedro and his quick pri......Slap my thigh kiss my anorak, Bring back IW.

I would love, and I really do mean this, to have him back. He was quite simply not only the Bafta award winning Peter Simon, a presenter of children's TV, a professional entertainer of life and frivolity, going back generations over glen or dale, the Lumio reflecting off the imagination of horology on the dark night of… right, okay…

(you can't expect me to finish a sentence/thought while honouring a man who couldn't either).

 

[harrytumkins]

He has/had many faults but he was rarely dull

"buy a wig for fun"

Yep ok

 

[harrytumkins]

Are we still on 1 email all night?

I had to go and wash my hair/pull my eyeballs out for a bit

 

[harrytumkins]

Lynn has bought "hundreds of wigs over the years"

Can we just take a moment to evaluate the chance this is true? i don't even think she is meaning it really just lack of anything else to say

 

[User 23988]

Must be past my name is Den’s bedtime