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Pinocchio Pedro just discovered damp on a south facing wall in his house. Of course you did, you lying little scamp.
Hmmm, from the streetview/overhead maps I've seen his place lies mainly north/south with the rear garden facing West or w.South West at best.
Seersucker Pedro, not suckerseer, three times he's said it.
He was describing the bamboo pillow as 'anti-mercurial' the other day. Presumably meant antimicrobial. 🤦‍♂️
 
Hmmm, from the streetview/overhead maps I've seen his place lies mainly north/south with the rear garden facing West or w.South West at best.

He was describing the bamboo pillow as 'anti-mercurial' the other day. Presumably meant antimicrobial. 🤦‍♂️

No, he's that old he remembers mercury the winged messenger and it can be used to swat him.
 

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