Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

The Jo and Joe slippers are selling fast and won't be seen again this side of Christmas. Pedro is urging everyone to check out their baskets. Keep an eye out to see if they miraculously get some more

 

[Bernie100]

Does anyone know what athletic events the 'inventor' of collagen, James Greenwell, won all his Olympic Gold medals in? 5 Gold medals in just one games, that's even more than Usain Bolt managed!!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

My father went bald when he was 42. My father went bald when he was 26. My father went bald when he was 35. In fact…my father used to be my auntie’s brother’s younger sister…Look at my wonderful hair for a man of 96…The more Mane I sprinkle on, the worse it looks. I tell it like it is, ME!!!

 

[PhaedrusR]

Pinocchio Pedro just discovered damp on a south facing wall in his house. Of course you did, you lying little scamp.

Hmmm, from the streetview/overhead maps I've seen his place lies mainly north/south with the rear garden facing West or w.South West at best.

Seersucker Pedro, not suckerseer, three times he's said it.

He was describing the bamboo pillow as 'anti-mercurial' the other day. Presumably meant antimicrobial.

 

[Hammy60]

Does anyone know what athletic events the 'inventor' of collagen, James Greenwell, won all his Olympic Gold medals in? 5 Gold medals in just one games, that's even more than Usain Bolt managed!!!!

Not watching at moment but did pedro claim Greenwell won 5 Olympic golds in one games? Lying git

 

[rubia]

Lindsay says that she's not a GP (I'd never have guessed!) but rather an anti-aging EXPERT. Wow, impressive, she must have a degree or similar in the subject.

In her dreams

 

[PhaedrusR]

Oooh look...I've found it. I'm now going to try and glue it back on - along with his wig... I could stick it elsewhere from its original position..

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Is it a Max Miller in reality?

 

[Wanderer]

Hmmm, from the streetview/overhead maps I've seen his place lies mainly north/south with the rear garden facing West or w.South West at best.

He was describing the bamboo pillow as 'anti-mercurial' the other day. Presumably meant antimicrobial.

No, he's that old he remembers mercury the winged messenger and it can be used to swat him.

 

[galesgal57]

Does anyone know what athletic events the 'inventor' of collagen, James Greenwell, won all his Olympic Gold medals in? 5 Gold medals in just one games, that's even more than Usain Bolt managed!!!!

He never competed in the Olympics, he was in the squad once, but sustained a bad injury, and had to pull out. More porkies I'm afraid.

 

[galesgal57]

I did catch the end of Pedro's shift when he said we have things we can and cannot say, and have to be careful!

 

[galesgal57]

He also told the tale of his plastic surgeon not having to take skin from his backside to repair his forehead, because of taking collagen. Another tall tale from Pinocchio Pete.

 

[HughTwo]

He also told the tale of his plastic surgeon not having to take skin from his backside to repair his forehead, because of taking collagen. Another tall tale from Pinocchio Pete.

He told that whopper on Saturday too - about Dr Patiodoors saying how wonderful his skin is because he swallows so much.....collagen.

Let's spare a thought for Dirty Pete tonight - he'll be huddled in a damp, draughty room trying to get warm with a bundle of pompom blankets and his tartan slippers. The sacrifices he makes to bring the nation award-winning tat