Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Has it not sold out yet? Thought he predicted it would be quicker than the last Horatio which allegedly sold out in 20 mins.

 

[Muttley]

Maybe I'm just poncy and flash.

No, I'd definitely not call you poncy and flash!

 

[galesgal57]

No, I'd definitely not call you poncy and flash!

Nah, I'm rough as old boots me.

 

[galesgal57]

When Mike was flogging the fragrance tonight, he compared it to eating at a Michelin starred restaurant, where all the flavours explode. Give me KFC any day.

 

[Hammy60]

Jessie is pretty sure everyone of us has a piece of Bench clothing at home.

Sorry Jessie, don't have, in fact never had anything by Bench.

 

[Muttley]

Nah, I'm rough as old boots me.

Clearly that's why we get on so well on this forum

 

[Muttley]

Jessie is pretty sure everyone of us has a piece of Bench clothing at home.

Sorry Jessie, don't have, in fact never had anything by Bench.

I've never heard of the brand!

 

[Hammy60]

Crombie coat is back, another of Mason's predicted one show sell outs.

 

[HughTwo]

Jezza trying to flog some men's clothing that you'd find on a market stall.
The buttons are "incredibly beautiful"

And a texter asking if he has any watches later.
SHOCK NEWS - he does!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Another classy evening….

 

[Battiola73]

Another classy evening….


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Jumble Sale Jezza.

 

[Battiola73]

I think someone has lowered his chair. Get that man a cushion or one of the pillows they sell.

 

[HughTwo]

Henry London - another spurious watch brand for Jezza to drool over.
He reckoned you'd be thinking £500 but no, £49.99 - but he says it will be an heirloom item.
Good old 'Enry!

Dear me, surely there can't still be people out there who haven't heard this tired old script describing cheap tat as "exquisite jewellery"

 

[HughTwo]

Now Jezza wetting himself over a Shield Nitrox automatic watch - "We're not asking for £20,000, only £259.99 or £64.99 on four flexis".
A steal of a deal, he says.

£118.23 at Debenhams.com

Shameless

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Would love to know the demographic of people that regularly buy this stuff they hawk? I am trying to design the imaginary image of a typical buyer of theirs? Male and female ones..

 

[Lord Helpus]

I've never heard of the brand!

You can buy Bench clothing at the original factory shop.

The labels are double printed with the "RRP" and the so-called "discount price" which is a devious sales tactic if ever there was one. A bit like what is done on IW in fact. There is no real discount.

They coupled Yiannis the Yawnfest with the new girl yesterday. She is a graduate of the shock and awe college as she is already fluent in the "Wow! Isn't that fantastic and I can't believe the price" stooge method of selling.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Henry London - another spurious watch brand for Jezza to drool over.
He reckoned you'd be thinking £500 but no, £49.99 - but he says it will be an heirloom item.
Good old 'Enry!

Dear me, surely there can't still be people out there who haven't heard this tired old script describing cheap tat as "exquisite jewellery"

Henry London may be an amalgam of two great old boxers - Henry Cooper and Brian London who fought each other for the British heavyweight title back when it meant something.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Possible disappointed perfume buyer…

 

[Hammy60]

Henry London may be an amalgam of two great old boxers - Henry Cooper and Brian London who fought each other for the British heavyweight title back when it meant something.

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Don't know how they came up with the name, the story on their web site seems like marketing guff, but they are just another brand from the Peers Hardy Group in Birmingham.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Don't know how they came up with the name, the story on their web site seems like marketing guff, but they are just another brand from the Peers Hardy Group in Birmingham.

I can say with authority that the watch was definitely named after the fight when Cooper clocked London. Authentic.