Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

And he still finds time to go out to work? (If you can call it that)

I suppose its no different to your average working woman, running a job and a home.

 

[Lord Helpus]

There is no other fabric like this other fabric in the world. No other fabric than this fabric in this fabric. Created by a military organisation of fabric by a group of young women and men women in the bowels of a Syrian warehouse. This may help with high blood pressure. This won’t help. You need to look for the snow flake elblum….Okay? I’ll tell it as it isn’t, me. If you are somebody got bedridden….IT WILL NEVER GET WARM. Only when Chef Mark sets fire to it.

He is a word mangler par excellence.

I've never not only not known anyone can I just say like him who seems OK to make, you know, the words alright come out not only sideways not only backwards not only random ok what's that Charlie? Now I've got to say this fabric will constipate the heat I can only give you another 4 minutes go and sleep under...goanavabuy gotobedebyes Stanley Unwin was my father alright good night.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is a word mangler par excellence.

I've never not only not known anyone can I just say like him who seems OK to make, you know, the words alright come out not only sideways not only backwards not only random ok what's that Charlie? Now I've got to say this fabric will constipate the heat I can only give you another 4 minutes go and sleep under...goanavabuy gotobedebyes Stanley Unwin was my father alright good night.

Oh dear Stanley…

 

[Battiola73]

Natalia gives out very misleading info regarding all the various gadgets she uses …

Yesterday she stated that the Avologi cheek lifting Nobby gave her dimples!!! What a load of poppycock

Yes but what cheeks and dimples. Maybe she doesn’t mean her face cheeks

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter loves beautiful things but he can never normally afford them - we understand that, he lives in a damp hovel - but he's going to buy one of these awful bags made of leather patches!
He listed all the staff members who are going to buy them!
Will there be any left for us plebs?

It took them seven months to get them in
And, he's going to get into trouble for offering them at £9.99 on four flexis

Muriel's in! Wait till she gets it home and smells it! I know what this offer smells of!!!

 

[galesgal57]

If they weren't patchwork I would be tempted, but they look cheap. You get what you pay for I suppose.

 

[Battiola73]

Why if it’s a travel bag with a shoulder strap does twatface use the bag handles to put over his shoulder? Oh now his twigged what the long strap is for. Sure looks cheap and nasty.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

No sales again? Taking his ball…er…bag..and going home…

 

[galesgal57]

Dirty Peter loves beautiful things but he can never normally afford them - we understand that, he lives in a damp hovel - but he's going to buy one of these awful bags made of leather patches!
He listed all the staff members who are going to buy them!
Will there be any left for us plebs?

It took them seven months to get them in
And, he's going to get into trouble for offering them at £9.99 on four flexis

Muriel's in! Wait till she gets it home and smells it! I know what this offer smells of!!!

It will smell of Peter to her. He is her hero, she adores him.

 

[Muttley]

I've done it again, I kid you not, I've only gone and done it AGAIN!

I hopped on IW a few mins ago and just as I did, Peter S was presenting perfume and said this:

I've been bringing you perfume for nigh on 40 year ...

Needless to say I hopped off again. Can anyone tell me where he was flogging perfume close to 40 years ago? For reference, 1984

Sources close to me reveal it was a car boot sale in Clacton on a rainy day in November.

I'm back from my evening out, I was worried I might have missed some quality products

 

[Muttley]

It's an old ladies name for sure.

You can date so many names. I'm Julie and born in the late 60s, there were 3 Julie's in my class. Really popular name from that era.

 

[Muttley]

I'm a Pauline I'll have you know, 1957.

So what did you buy?

 

[cheeky chappie]

He listed all the staff members who are going to buy them!
Will there be any left for us plebs?

I thought staff weren't allowed to order stuff or does that only apply to the presenters ...

 

[galesgal57]

So what did you buy?

Nothing took my fancy.

 

[galesgal57]

The stuff is all far too trendy for my old, decrepit body.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Say anything to sell whatever is in front of you now on the conveyer belt of tat. For the next 10 minutes or half an hour it is the best bargain ever.

Tell 'em they're getting a massive discount, much cheaper than anywhere else, well somewhere else at least. Look there's this website where it's sold out.

Tell 'em stock is low and we don't know when we'll have this treasure in again, next year, next month, maybe next day (but don't say that).

Tell 'em the price is a mistake, oh dear someone has dropped a proper clanger here. Quick, buy before they find out. I'm on your side against them honest. You know me I'm your friend. I only want what's best for you.

Tell 'em you discovered this product recently and it's a life changer. You couldn't do without it now.

Tell 'em - oh wait, the conveyer belt is moving again, next bit of tat is on screen.

Start all over again.

shopping TV bingo

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I've done it again, I kid you not, I've only gone and done it AGAIN!

I hopped on IW a few mins ago and just as I did, Peter S was presenting perfume and said this:

I've been bringing you perfume for nigh on 40 year ...

Needless to say I hopped off again. Can anyone tell me where he was flogging perfume close to 40 years ago? For reference, 1984

he works in dog years

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

One thing's for sure, there are a few William Hunt's working at IW ...

Daisy Knatchbull (The Deck) has taken over his building in Savile Row I see

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[Lord Helpus]

You can date so many names. I'm Julie and born in the late 60s, there were 3 Julie's in my class. Really popular name from that era.

Julie Christie - 60s icon beautiful talented woman - Far from the madding crowd et al.

I've always liked the name.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Great in Don’t Look Now. Sally Jacks’s first role also as the red coated character.