Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

After the stinky show it's Wully hunt's overpriced oriental specials at 7pm.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Tart’s boudoir air fresheners next. Oud.……Or is that Pooed…I don’t know if we will ever see them again, he says. Oh..I think we might do…

Probably made a very good living out of behaving like an abject tw….on shopping television for decades.

 

[Jazzydrury]

After the stinky show it's Wully hunt's overpriced oriental specials at 7pm.

From the industrial estate

 

[Duke of Cheese]

£7.99 on Amazon.

 

[galesgal57]

You can get 5 for 19.99. People can't be arsed to shop around.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’ve seen better bags in the unclaimed lost property to landfill area at Baker Street. Ideal World - the comedic gift that keeps in giving. Stand by for the CHARLIE, WE’VE DONE THESE AT THE WRONG PRICE routine..

 

[Muttley]

After the stinky show it's Wully hunt's overpriced oriental specials at 7pm.

Sadly I'm out tonight. As much as I'd love to join you all watching Poundland's Greatest Hits I'll have to decline

 

[galesgal57]

I’ve seen better bags in the unclaimed lost property to landfill area at Baker Street. Ideal World - the comedic gift that keeps in giving. Stand by for the CHARLIE, WE’VE DONE THESE AT THE WRONG PRICE routine..

But they will be first layer (patchwork) leather.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What is this desperate tat he isn’t selling? Where on earth do they find it? Arabian perfume? Arabic air fresheners? German scent? This is an elongated piss take, right?

 

[cheeky chappie]

I've done it again, I kid you not, I've only gone and done it AGAIN!

I hopped on IW a few mins ago and just as I did, Peter S was presenting perfume and said this:

I've been bringing you perfume for nigh on 40 year ...

Needless to say I hopped off again. Can anyone tell me where he was flogging perfume close to 40 years ago? For reference, 1984

 

[Jazzydrury]

William Hunt Fashion Statements, come from the Industrial Estate

 

[Duke of Cheese]

William Hunt of Plaistow…The only occasion you’ll ever see that watch on his wrist.

 

[cheeky chappie]

You can get 5 for 19.99. People can't be arsed to shop around.

This is exactly when we need our expert hacker, to throw a message up on screen saying exactly that, something like:

Scan this QR code to take you to a site selling 5, yes 5 of these for £20

 

[galesgal57]

But people will ask you about them on your wrist. The crest alone speaks quality. Unlike you Pedro, who spouts bull

 

[galesgal57]

This is exactly when we need our expert hacker, to throw a message up on screen saying exactly that, something like:

Scan this QR code to take you to a site selling 5, yes 5 of these for £20

It's Amazon. Easy to find.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Household insurance

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Put it on the household insurance, my arse…In fact my posterior is a more valuable insurance commodity. Just what BS is coming out of his mouth about this watch? The greasy capon…

 

[cheeky chappie]

But people will ask you about them on your wrist. The crest alone speaks quality. Unlike you Pedro, who spouts bull

They are fecking OBSESSED with the 'people will come up to ask you ...' routine.

It's both laughable and tragic.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Cheap leatherette bags the apparent highlight. The types of bags you would leave at the undertakers rather than claim them back from the deceased. William Hunt of Gants Hill watches. Plus cheap, horrible, fit where they touch, shiny suits being demonstrated by the presenter. Oh…cancel that…Suit is not for sale.

Peter Simon's watch intro goes:

The young man who now runs William Hunt, well William Hunt himself in fact, is a world famous fashionista.

He then runs the stock film of William Hunt who frankly looks like an older version of Mike Mason, bald, bearded and looking at least 55. Young man???

He's not a ruddy watchmaker either and his Saville Row shop is long since closed as we all know. Simon says "if you go to Paris or Saville Row to buy this watch..." You would find nowt!

Some of the most famous people in the world wear his watches.

Really? Name one you old fraudster!

Utter drivel.

 

[cheeky chappie]

These sell for THOUSANDS ...

(which is why we're selling them for £89.99)