Random musings and general banter.

[Herring]

"Dear god Derrick, you smell! Put some of that William Hunt I got you for xmas on... What? You're already wearing it?!"

 

[Jack Bohlen]

Ah, my xmas wish has been answered! IW has just appeared on my cable bundle. Ch. 747. Not sure how long it's been lurking there tbh ... Time to see what incredibe time pieces they have on offer, I know I'll have to be quick though.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The perfume illustrative sales language reminds me of a travelling salesman in ladies’ underwear comedy character and the patter they’d use when knocking up targeted households in the Basildon area in about 1978. “Fellas - your lady is your princess…When she feels her most womanly in these gussetless bloomers, you KNOW you have your Lady where you need her…And fellas…when another man comes up to you as you drink your Double Diamond and says: “Where did you get her them pants from, chap,…you know you’ve made the right buy for her…. and her lover….I am also trying to think of the last time a man in a pub came up to me and asked me what aftershave I was wearing..Single sex couples also appear to be a yet to be contemplated analogy during these fragrances presentations

 

[Gooner1963]

Can any part of Natalia's face move

 

[Heyheyhey]

Can any part of Natalia's face move

She’s beautiful regardless

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The thing seems more sensibly organised behind the scenes when she and the other girl are presenting. The fake texts, for example, seem to happen later on in the day.

 

[Latearrival]

The thing seems more sensibly organised behind the scenes when she and the other girl are presenting. The fake texts, for example, seem to happen later on in the day.

I think they have a list of names from the fifty’s and sixties they read out from. I hear my name a lot. Aparently my name sake buys nearly every product they sell

 

[galesgal57]

I think they have a list of names from the fifty’s and sixties they read out from. I hear my name a lot. Aparently my name sake buys nearly every product they sell
[/QUOTE Mine too, I don't think a girl has been given my name for at least fifty years.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Go on, Have a Buy.. Have a Buy, okay? Linda, Paul, Denny, Jimmy, Joe, Dr. Lobitov, Gerald, Our Bet…Eric..Go on Have a Buy. Buy 100…Worry about that later…Five charges…That’s less than our Bet got for loitering at Cockermouth Police Station…Go on.,Have a Buy, okay? You must insure any tat I am selling…Cyril, Arthur, Edith, Enid, Ernie, Albert…We‘ve managed to get them back…Next..,Canes…Put a clock on them. Sneezes onto the counter and coughs uncontrollably..

 

[Latearrival]

Hammys back
goes walking in Aberdeen aparently

 

[User 23988]

They can’t read out real texts it goes against their ethos of being honest and straightforward,in fact they think everyone is a mug,just look at how they present themselves,at least tjc are making them earn their money with the four hour shifts, it’s pretty obvious some of them can’t handle it

 

[Latearrival]

Not that Peter ever tells porkys but
he said the power bank sold out. It didn’t it’s still available on recently aired

 

[Latearrival]

Hammy must have bought a fleece cos Peter just said well done

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I did a funny (I thought it was funny) text while old Have a Buy and his oppos were on yesterday. No disrespect to the real one:- “How many more times are you going to show that wee cane? I have one myself which has come as a godsend for my highland walks in my kilt and my jerkin. A man in my style of dress doesn't want or need to end up flat on his back with his kilt over his head, and this wonderful wee stick prevents that. Hammy in Aberdeen” UnFunnily enough they chose to ignore the wee wee being taken out of their wee wee. If you can’t take a joke….

 

[Hammy60]

Hammys back
goes walking in Aberdeen aparently

Really, didn't know that, you learn something new everyday with IW.

 

[Hammy60]

Hammy must have bought a fleece cos Peter just said well done

What coulour did i pick?

 

[postmanpat68]

Oh no the fu@**&g torch is back again, this time it's the cheapest price ever ??? same price as before but on Flexi fiesta

 

[Jazzydrury]

Haven’t posted for a few days. as I haven’t felt good, and when not feeling good, last thing I wanna do is watch the shysters,so I have just sat here and read the last 5 pages

Seems nothing changes, I see texts from Hammy have come back

Now it’s watches from the Ex Premier League footballer Duchamp

 

[Jazzydrury]

You must insure these watches

 

[Hammy60]

Just watching him back on youtube and he says "i'll be honest with you, i got the other blanket the other day like Hammy."

So I must have bought a blanket the other day as well. Where am i going to store all this crap.