Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

If you don’t wanna watch Pervy Pete, My name is Den is on Create

 

[Hammy60]

Haven’t posted for a few days. as I haven’t felt good, and when not feeling good, last thing I wanna do is watch the shysters,so I have just sat here and read the last 5 pages

Seems nothing changes, I see texts from Hammy have come back

Now it’s watches from the Ex Premier League footballer Duchamp

Was wondering where you were, you feeling better?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Was wondering where you were, you feeling better?

As most of you know I’m Disabled. And at times it comes with Mental Health issues, and when I’m down. I almost tend to shut down, the weather hasn’t helped

But I’m gonna make sure I’m in full festive mood from now

 

[Hammy60]

Peter - "What i'm about to do is a presentation now, is one of the most distinctive, original watch companies in the World. The wonderful Christopher Duchamp from Mersil in Switzerland, er Geneva, now located in London."


So distinctive & original that most of their watches are just vastly overpriced copies of Roamer watches.

Christopher, who the hell is Christopher? It's Christophe.

Mersil, should actually be Mendrisio, which they are not from anyway.

Geneva, why mention Geneva, Mendrisio is 375 miles from Geneva. Christ, Stavanger in Norway is closer to me than Mendrisio is to Geneva.

Now located in London, there is no now, they've always been in Woking since they were incorporated in 2020.

 

[Hammy60]

As most of you know I’m Disabled. And at times it comes with Mental Health issues, and when I’m down. I almost tend to shut down, the weather hasn’t helped

But I’m gonna make sure I’m in full festive mood from now

As well as the poor weather am sure a lot less daylight at this time of year doesn't help matters either.

 

[Hammy60]

Oh no the fu@**&g torch is back again, this time it's the cheapest price ever ??? same price as before but on Flexi fiesta

And it's FABULOUS flexi-pays as well.

 

[Latearrival]

Peter - "What i'm about to do is a presentation now, is one of the most distinctive, original watch companies in the World. The wonderful Christopher Duchamp from Mersil in Switzerland, er Geneva, now located in London."


So distinctive & original that most of their watches are just vastly overpriced copies of Roamer watches.

Christopher, who the hell is Christopher? It's Christophe.

Mersil, should actually be Mendrisio, which they are not from anyway.

Geneva, why mention Geneva, Mendrisio is 375 miles from Geneva. Christ, Stavanger in Norway is closer to me than Mendrisio is to Geneva.

Now located in London, there is no now, they've always been in Woking since they were incorporated in 2020.

he is easily confused. earlier he kept saying the Blush parfum is by Perry of London it isn’t it says on the box it’s laurelle London

 

[Mommabear]

He was selling the torch when I switched on and he was saying thank god everyone was OK. I thought he said his car overturned on ice a couple of days ago? Apparently traffic queued up and the point of the story.....only one woman in the queue had a torch!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Who is the ‘young man’ he quotes from his list of imaginary friends (covering all walking stick sales bases), apparently injured in a freak footballing accident (kicked a metal ball by the statue of George Best by mistake) who uses the IW cane? Max, is it? The man wearing a raincoat? Or was it Max, standing with a luminous alarm sounding cane, wearing a raincoat by the cemetery gates - Max Bygraves…?

 

[Latearrival]

Sometimes I wonder if I live on a different planet
i can’t think of a single person, either immediate or extended family, friends or acquaintances who would thank me for gifting them a crystal studded water bottle

never the less,ten to one, Mike will soon be saying they are flying out.

 

[Gooner1963]

Has any item in the history of selly telly 30 years ish not flown out the door

 

[Latearrival]

Not a direct comparison
i have a genuine leather bag very similar to the one currently shown at a bargain price of £19.99.
mine cost me a tenner on eBay

 

[Latearrival]

Mike says
Put the solar light in your attic.
Who is gonna drill a hole in my attic brickwork for the wire to go outside and just who is gonna go up the ladder outside get hold of the wire to connect it to my sola panel.

 

[Latearrival]

Moving on to a sofa cover
someone asks
Will it work for a recliner sofa
no it won’t
he says buy it and try it
As the owner of two two seater recliner sofas I say don’t waste your money

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Who asked Mike to tell his Harley Davidson Barn find story? Even he seemed surprised by the request. Long story short someone had discovered a gift to Buddy Holly from Elvis Presley with an engraved plaque

 

[Muttley]

Really, didn't know that, you learn something new everyday with IW.

And apparently I live in Hull! Not sure what I get up to there.

 

[Muttley]

As most of you know I’m Disabled. And at times it comes with Mental Health issues, and when I’m down. I almost tend to shut down, the weather hasn’t helped

But I’m gonna make sure I’m in full festive mood from now

Nice to see you back Jazzy

 

[Jazzydrury]

Nice to see you back Jazzy

Thanks

I miss a few days and the products are still rubbish

Who is building the studio Bob the Builder and friends

 

[Muttley]

he is easily confused. earlier he kept saying the Blush parfum is by Perry of London it isn’t it says on the box it’s laurelle London

Oh not Laurelle, is that rubbish back. Haven't seen that since the days of Bid TV.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

No new studio…Least, no sign of one. An extremely questionable ‘not a direct comparison’ technique. Essentially, if they are selling a cheap watch, show a picture of an expensive watch, quote the saving and then say they aren’t actually comparing. Bargain basement type goods that often aren’t, and can be picked up even cheaper elsewhere (batteries, for example). Poor to nonexistent presenter product prep (the thermometer, the candles demos). Too long on one item - sometimes an hour, on a cane. Saying products won‘t be seen again one day, then bringing them back the next…Saying goods can be returned without explaining the terms and conditions of the returns policy. Creating supposed viewers texts from lifted forum names - unless of course, there is another Hammy in Aberdeen or a Muttley moved to Hull..Poor and often repeated promos and poor picture quality. Other than that, a great start.