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Those adverts for Lowell Soccer and Howich (sure there are more) really don't fit in with Ideals "image" Do they?

They look quite expensive very well produced and just well done

They are followed straight after by Mason saying

"Housework is hard work I always say"

"Come on grab a dirt devil"
 
Mikeeee says that 60% of the Dirty Devil has gone in the first 24 mins, 3/4 of the stock has gone blah blah blah (how many ways can you play with numbers and not say the actual numbers Mikeeee?) GET THIS GUYS N GIRRRLS

So how much Dirty Devils did fake Den and her pal sell from last night? couldnt have been many if Mikeeee is scrrrreammmming that these are going GUYS N GIRRRRLS 🕺
 
He is in third person mode this evening...

Mike? Yes, Michael. Mike, would you think we are going to have a sell out before the end of the show? Well, Mike, I sold out years ago. NO, Michael. Are WE... (you and me and Van der Valk) going to sell out all them there Dirty Devils in the next thirty seconds? Well, Mike, two words of friendly, icky advice..Get Stuffed..
 
Five minutes left, Mike. Thanks, Mike. Mike? Yes, Mike? A fantastic review ‘ere Mike..er..about me, old Micky M. Read it out, do, Mike. Yes, Mike. ‘Ere Goes, Mike. From Mr M. from Palmers Green…Mike Mason, what a Star. Always warning us on definite sell outs..He must be psychot..psychopat…psychic..Well, thank you Mr. M...Now, Mike? We said it all along - a definite sell out before the end. End of the Show, and we have less stock than possible buyers.. Well, Mike, that’s not exactly SOLD OUT, is it??Shut Your Upside Down Headed Face, Michael…
 
Kezza…I am doing these prices as I need to make space in the warehouse..(cupboard in his office)…

Upside Down Head One…Gang…Fellas..Ladies…Gents..All Lavatories of The World..I tells yer, WE are going to sell ahrtt on all ticking fronts tonight. ‘Ope you can join me and Mike in some singin‘ laters, Kezza? Coz there ain’t gonna be no watches. Ain’t that right, Michael? Er.. No, Mike, actually..
 
I've noticed MM now puts the watches on his right wrist rather than the one with his omega 🤔
Kevski bigging up the VK movement, or engine that he seems to favour and the "Swiss ness" of the mathey Tissot 😁 may I also add, and forgive me if I'm wrong, but specialist people usually have G-Shock watches rather than traser?
 
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