Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Yeah, but tbf Muriel's eyes need retesting. The 'Chanel' bag she saw actually said "Chunel", and was being sold on a pop-up table at a car boot sale by a man who just happened to chance upon some factory discards that were spelt wrong, but were 100% to his belief, Chanel...

So in this instance I do believe Muriel.

The children in the gallery are having fun tonight, pretending that 'Muriel' has texted say the bags look like Chanel. Perhaps her friends Gladys and Maud might make an appearance soon (other generic old lady names are available).

 

[Muttley]

Reckons he only heard of RFID wallets right weeks ago. That's funny, I seem to remember both him and Mike selling the first layer leathers version early in the year.

Yes, IW have definitely sold them fairly recently. And it would have been him and Barra Boi selling them.

 

[Muttley]

Monday

I've heard Haroldswick is very nice ...

I've just looked how far north that is

 

[HughTwo]

You need to get the script written, you might get some success out of it! Maybe Muriel and Our Bet could appear playing themselves

Great idea.

Oh Juuuuuuune, what are all these parcels? "weighted blankets, dear, for my mother."
Now Juuuune, you know I can't be taking all these in the boot of the car - I told Malcolm I would help him transport his new fans at the weekend. Not only do they shower air around the room, not only do they cool the room, not only are they a joy.
"Yes, dear, but it's November"
That's not the point, June. People were multi-buying and you know how hot it gets in the office - Chris Duchump's face was like a burst tomato this morning.
"Can't Mason take them?"
No June, he can't come up to the sales floor - his fragrance sends the secretaries wild and the lads won't stop taking about his watch.........

 

[Muttley]

Great idea.

Oh Juuuuuuune, what are all these parcels? "weighted blankets, dear, for my mother."
Now Juuuune, you know I can't be taking all these in the boot of the car - I told Malcolm I would help him transport his new fans at the weekend. Not only do they shower air around the room, not only do they cool the room, not only are they a joy.
"Yes, dear, but it's November"
That's not the point, June. People were multi-buying and you know how hot it gets in the office - Chris Duchump's face was like a burst tomato this morning.
"Can't Mason take them?"
No June, he can't come up to the sales floor - his fragrance sends the secretaries wild and the lads won't stop taking about his watch.........

We just need to decide on casting

 

[galesgal57]

I've just looked how far north that is

If Pedro were to relocate to the States, I daresay he might consider Gobbler's Knob!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Casting Suggestion for Exemplar Planet: The Inside Story of a Home Shopping Disaster
Ike Bason- Dominic Littlewood
Dieter Pyman - Leonard Rossiter
Holly Knacks - Gemma Collins
Bevan Drenolds - Malcolm Muggeridge
Chef Sparks - William Roache
Naslasher Ferrari - Carol Vorderman
Jeremy Dedwoodz - Terry Scott
Gemma Boyhell - Liz Truss
Giannis Aston-Martin - Pete Burns
Bob Dramaar - Anton Du Beke
Pieter Vonutrecht - Frank Spencer
Gallery Staff - The Double Deckers…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter says every year, it might be his last year

 

[Jazzydrury]

Short of Presenters I see.

Sally and Peter are on for 6 hour shifts today

 

[OutOut]

Casting Suggestion for Exemplar Planet: The Inside Story of a Home Shopping Disaster
Ike Bason- Dominic Littlewood
Dieter Pyman - Leonard Rossiter
Holly Knacks - Gemma Collins
Bevan Drenolds - Malcolm Muggeridge
Chef Sparks - William Roache
Naslasher Ferrari - Carol Vorderman
Jeremy Dedwoodz - Terry Scott
Gemma Boyhell - Liz Truss
Giannis Aston-Martin - Pete Burns
Bob Dramaar - Anton Du Beke
Pieter Vonutrecht - Frank Spencer
Gallery Staff - The Double Deckers…

Did you hear anything back ref the complaint(s) we put in to ASA?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Dear Mr. Lou Salsatian,

Thank you for contacting the Advertising Standards Authority. I’m sorry to hear that this matter has caused you concern.

We’re currently considering your complaint and will reply with more information in due course. In the meantime, if you would like more information about our work or the complaints procedure please visit our website, www.asa.org.uk.

Thank you for your patience during this time.

Yours sincerely

 

[Jason]

It seems we're Peter Simon free this morning!

 

[Jazzydrury]

It seems we're Peter Simon free this morning!

Yes but he’s then on air from 4pm to 10pm

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

The children in the gallery are having fun tonight, pretending that 'Muriel' has texted say the bags look like Chanel. Perhaps her friends Gladys and Maud might make an appearance soon (other generic old lady names are available).

Have we had a Beryl yet or or Agnes or how about Flo???

 

[HughTwo]

Have we had a Beryl yet or or Agnes or how about Flo???

Only Muriel and Ethel that I've heard.
Maybe others can complete the checklist of vintage names, although some have become current again. I heard a friend had named his daughter Olive - I immediately thought of On The Buses.

 

[Samki]

A quick search of the internet shows this watch can be bought for around £90 less than they are selling it for

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s fallen out the BSometer and every branch this lunchtime with his description of a bog standard fashion watch. Save yourself two flexi pays and get it on Amazon etc.

Fossil make these, don't they? That brand you MUST insure..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Does he ever think the hysterical nonsense he spouts encourages gullible people to buy? Does that bother him if so?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Alex tell him to stop spouting rubbish

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

I don’t know what’s happened to my Sky because Ideal World AND Gemporia just disappeared from my screen a week ago. Has this happened to anyone else out there? It’s incredibly annoying.