Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

If he has, he wants his money back. This is the entire point of it… Don’t you think if there was an effective product that would regrow hair on your head, bald people like Mike Mason and Peter Simon would be using it, and you would be seeing actual strong evidence of that regrowth. It would prove a great sales point for them. Simon is virtually bald. He appears to darken his scalp with some type of treatment when you see him under bright studio lighting. You suspect, therefore, hair on his head is an important issue to him, But despite that, these hair restoring ‘may help’ type products he showcases on the channel are clearly of no use to him personally.

 

[Muttley]

Does anyone actually buy their perfume offerings? You can get known perfumes for a similar price from allbeauty.com with free p&p.

No, I buy reasonably priced Calvin Klein stuff when on offer. I did buy perfume in M&S a few months ago, people were raving about it. Its called Pink Pepper. I got a small bottle for £6, it's not too strong and doesn't smell cheap. I'd rather buy less perfume and spend more on it. Quality not quantity.

 

[galesgal57]

Telling the tale yet again about his cosmetic surgeon saying because of collagen, his skin was a lot younger looking. Yawn.

 

[Muttley]

Here we go…We’ve got the pricing wrong. No…if you had genuinely got the pricing too low, the graphic would disappear in an instant. He wouldn’t lie to you, would he?

I remember years ago on Bid, Peter was re-assuring customers about the product. He was being fairly serious and said something along the lines of "you know me, I wouldn't do you wrong". He emphasised the word know, implying we could trust him. Whatever...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The next product reduces the amount of air in the room, he says. Wouldn’t that potentially make breathing harder for the buyers? The product is now metamorphosing descriptively into an air-conditioning unit, live on air.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

£49.99 on Amazon this evening.

 

[HughTwo]

As usual with what they call an "air conditioning cooler" - it's far better than fans that just move hot air about. There's plenty of hot air from the presenters!

Then complete guff about "we only have 52 because we didn't know if we could bring these to air. We're only able to do this because it's a special promotion".

All gibberish that means nothing at all but designed to panic the gullible into buying.
"Pleeeaase, please, check out your baskets"

 

[OutOut]

Tuned in earlier just as dirty Pete had an itchy arse

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Tuned in earlier just as dirty Pete had an itchy arse

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drinking too much collagen can cause it

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I remember years ago on Bid, Peter was re-assuring customers about the product. He was being fairly serious and said something along the lines of "you know me, I wouldn't do you wrong". He emphasised the word know, implying we could trust him. Whatever...

He used to say that as a little boy, didn’t he? Before squashing ants?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Oh dear, it's the slime queen Natalia, looking scraggy around the neck, with Velma of scooby doo again.

What a way to start the day...

 

[Muttley]

Tuned in earlier just as dirty Pete had an itchy arse

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If you zoom right in to see his face close up, there is the slight hint of a smile as he scratches himself...

If you're of a sensitive disposition please don't do this, just take my word for it. I wouldn't want to cause any unnecessary suffering

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Apparently “you can see the power” in the red light but all I see is a complete load of snake oil being sold. You can’t see infra red so you cannot see the sodding power. I can’t stand the repetitive speil and the barefaced fibs about how these devices helped Madame Belisha when we can see she’s had multiple elective procedures done.

 

[galesgal57]

Tuned in earlier just as dirty Pete had an itchy arse

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[cheeky chappie]

Switched over and saw the phrase "leatherette bag" beside her!!!

Turns out it's a shocking looking product they're flogging for a tenner

Ah but it's first layer leatherette ...

 

[cheeky chappie]

Here we go…We’ve got the pricing wrong. No…if you had genuinely got the pricing too low, the graphic would disappear in an instant. He wouldn’t lie to you, would he?

IW often do get the price wrong to be fair to them, up the way

 

[OutOut]

They're selling these on the basis you hold the glass and the drink doesn't get warm because you're not actually touching it. You'll be the envy of all your friends. Don't turn up to a BBQ with food or drink, turn up with these instead!

Isn't that the point of the stem? hold them by the stem? for the same result??

It must just be me though because the phone lines have got absolutely nuts.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Following the charismatic delights of Lindsey and Chef Flambé combining to sell a Pyrex dish (yawn) we have Lindsey and Velma doing beauty stuff (yawn again).

Meanwhile Chef Flambé Mark Nervous-Wreck has gone off to burn everyone's lunch. Yummy!

 

[Muttley]

They're selling these on the basis you hold the glass and the drink doesn't get warm because you're not actually touching it. You'll be the envy of all your friends. Don't turn up to a BBQ with food or drink, turn up with these instead!

Isn't that the point of the stem? hold them by the stem? for the same result??

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I had to check my calendar to see if it was 1st April today... where on earth did they find that?

 

[Battiola73]

Lindsay selling a lunamour something or other. First thought - it’s her toothbrush.
Then realised it’s for hair growth. Barrerboi and Pervy haven’t used them then