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Are Spock eyebrows and shiny foreheads contagious, or is Natalia on commission for referrals to her local aesthetician patio door?

I'm not sure why a certain someone looked at Pedro's patio door face and thought "I want to look like that!". She needed Specsavers not Botox!

It's such an obviously "done" look. Thing is, most celebs who've had had some treatments done, you can't tell! Obviously there are plenty who get addicted or go overboard, or whatever and that's more obvious. Good practitioners are about sympathetic results not synthetic ones, which often means 'less is more'. Those at the lower end typically I guess care less about the result, and more about upselling and overfilling.

'Spock eyebrows' are a sign the person who injected the Botox isn't that great at their job, and doesn't understand the biological mechanics of an individual's face.

Which isn't a surprise: most "aestheticians" aren't doctors, or even nurses, or medically trained. Anyone can do it. Maybe even Muriel! Go along to a one-day foundation course and, bam: you can start injecting people with toxins and fillers 🙃
Surely only a matter of time before Opatra released the Eyebrow-raising patio doors.

Much more discreet than attending a clinic or sitting with your fizzog in a mask.

Not only do you just smash your bonce off the doors, not only do your brows rise to the skies - they are just a joy.
I may try to idea on Dragon's Den. They would fly out. Good luck if you get a set.
 

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You can wind these around Christmas trees. Quite a few of you multi-buying (none). If you are a gamer (leers to camera)..If you live in a bed sit like me…Or if you live in a large house like me…45 degrees tomorrow…-20 on Wednesday….Don’t buy one - buy 22 of them. Who cares what you are buying. Just buy the blo….shy…
 

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