Random musings and general banter.

[Bennyxp]

 

[Bernie100]

Peter Simon credits collagen for him avoiding knee surgery.....Derek from Peckham just texted in too.

 

[Muttley]

The Road to Hell.

Pedro is in the car behind him!

 

[Hammy60]

Everybody at IW loved Mason's jumper.


Think the IW staff need to visit specsavers, pronto.

 

[cheeky chappie]

I know that's true cos Ofthemasons, the shoppers champion, demands to sell at a low price to his valued customers and won't take no for an answer.

He told us this and I believe him.

Must go now as there are doctors outside with a straightjacket to take me away...

Mason's like the Henry Fonda character in the movie 12 Angry Men, only he's the IW presenter and the other 11 are various IW managers, buyers etc.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Quote from Sally "it's got the quilting of Chanel, it's not Chanel". So why mention Chanel?

I used to say similar 30 years ago when trying to impress the ladies in my old Ford Fiesta.

It has the steering wheel of a Porsche I would say.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Horrible looking thing. And that knock off Go Pro, 4k definition is interpolated so don’t think it’s a true 4k. Don’t look it on their clips

It's not 4K, it's 4H. The H standing for hundred.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Mike telling the tale about using that dashcam type camera on request of his son so he could record Santa coming to the house and leaving presents. Mike dressed up as Santa and did the deed and it was all recorded. Bless.
His son loved it.

Must admit until they were selling this camera I’ve never heard Mike telling this tale before unlike the one where his car has a flat battery…

Oh,nearly forgot,his son is 26 yrs old (but not relevant really)

He should have got Peter S to act as Santa.

You MUST insure these presents sonny, you MUST insure 'em! Ho Ho Hoooooo.

 

[cheeky chappie]

You wonder if the presenters are actually in on it or not? Or is it purely Gallery led. The evening staff seem more clued up on what texts to read out as opposed to the early mornings people. For example- the one from ‘Trev’ that El Troutio-Poutio read out this morning would never have been read out at night. Why? Because if Trevor from The Cotswolds is indeed a wind-up - the evening staff are more likely to be the ones creating him. Knowles seemed fairly sincere with the view the texts that come to air are assumed genuine by the front of camera people reading them out. He couldn’t seem to grasp the idea we have here that the forum names type ones are mostly fake.

I'm going to text in as Fanny from Magnet ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That sweater Mason was wearing looked like a mini-dress to me. Can’t think why?

 

[EmmaP]

Emma from Bristol texting about how good Collagen is.

F that

 

[EmmaP]

Look at his trotters

 

[Samki]

That sweater Mason was wearing looked like a mini-dress to me. Can’t think why?

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That image is now burnt on my retinas - I can never unsee this, like perfidious Pete and his shocking shorts

 

[Samki]

Can’t wait for the watch show tomorrow - especially as they have a new guest presenter

 

[Muttley]

That image is now burnt on my retinas - I can never unsee this, like perfidious Pete and his shocking shorts

After seeing the picture I need to sort out some counselling, if you and a few of the other regulars on here want to join me we might get a group rate

 

[EmmaP]

After seeing the picture I need to sort out some counselling, if you and a few of the other regulars on here want to join me we might get a group rate

Arc at the Queen of Filth

 

[EmmaP]

After seeing the picture I need to sort out some counselling, if you and a few of the other regulars on here want to join me we might get a group rate

I’d join

 

[Wanderer]

After seeing the picture I need to sort out some counselling, if you and a few of the other regulars on here want to join me we might get a group rate

I am in, if we can get it on floxies.

 

[Wanderer]

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At least he's a real character.....

 

[Samki]

After seeing the picture I need to sort out some counselling, if you and a few of the other regulars on here want to join me we might get a group rate

It would need to be intensive and very long term - the therapeutic process for trauma on this level hasn’t yet been invented